Consumer Tank Tops

My RoboCop fans know what's up.

It's Old Detroit's favorite show!

Funny FCS Teacher Design

Funny FCS Teacher Design

The "Fake Plastic T-shirt" design playfully blends Radiohead's iconic song with fashion, creating a whimsical twist on consumer culture. It's a nod to the song's commentary on superficiality, inviting wearers to embrace authenticity over artificiality.

Knowledge is power. The only difference between today's big companies (and totalitarian governments) and Big Brother is that the technologies they use to track us are much more advanced. And the difference between us and Winston Smith is that we give our information to them voluntarily.

Manufacturers do not have any rights to control property beyond the sale. Limitations on repair have become a serious problem for all modern equipment that also limits how equipment can be traded on the used market. Exercise your right to repair!

Make Ecommerce Great Again

Wouldn't the world be better if we were all more creative? Show your creative flair and your commitment to sustainability with this bright, bold design with abstract flowers.

Make Great Again

You down with OPP? Well you better be otherwise ED-209 is likely to shoot you 50+ times even after you have complied. Be down with OPP; don't get murdered by ED-209.

Make CPG Great Again

Keep away from stairs

Funny college humor shirt stating that your life is not organized. Every time you think you have your ducks in a row you look back to see 1 of them has waddled off. The hectic lifestyle is more like a bunch of squirrels partying at a rave.

Consumption is not sustainable and costs money. Long-term investing in health, stocks, and education is smart. A nice gift idea for investors and entrepreneurs.

The only way to win is to not play.

Social commentary on consumer culture. © This design is property of Maratus Funk under copyright. Any unauthorised reproduction or copying of the products or images featured on this website and belonging to Maratus Funk may result in legal action.

The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona, in the disability pride flag colors. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

We strive to have a shirt to represent all of your personalities... even the ones you try to keep secret!

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