Existential Tank Tops

If you're into vaporwave music, aesthetics, capitalism, and the nihilistic neon culture of the 1990s -- then this aesthetic shirt is just for you. This rad, funny, and existential seapunk 90s t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone caught in the digital meme plaza.

Control Yourself

This Special Swan is a representation of year 2020... What a year... Thanks Mr.Swan.

(it's not fine)

For the optimistic nihilists in your life! Now with color variants!

Minimalist black and white art featuring a kitten lying on its back, with a perplexed expression, surrounded by the phrase "I Don't Know What I'm Doing". This humorous piece is a perfect gift for cat lovers who occasionally feel lost.

Here is a happy dinosaur with pretty flowers juxtaposed against the existential mantra "all we are is dust in the wind."

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

Smile! Tomorrow will be worse is ideal for lovers of existential dread, nihilism and for negative people who only have negative vibes, for sad boys and girls. ideal for lovers of goth, sarcasm and retro cartoon style, cute grim reaper and dark humor lovers Smile! Tomorrow will be worse is for lovers of cartoon style and existential dread. for those who speak fluent sarcasm, for those who have only negative vibes and for all sad girls and boys. if you love sadness, sarcasm, nihilism, dark humor and retro goth

Tattered swirled void with an eyeball floating in the center.

existential dread

It goes with everything

kafka

"How kafkaesque."

Carnivorous plant: I love my carnivorous plant. It lures fungus gnats in though trickery trapping them with its sticky tentacles dissolving them into liquid and absorbing the nutrients. Thus, the humble fungus gnats are no more. Their pointless lives ended. Small and pointless lives. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

A humorous take on the most common "settings" of a typical office dwelling, code writing, project managing individual who's busy making the world better with every line of code produced.

François-Marie Arouet: "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere

An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!

Do Not Resuscitate / Retro Typography Style Design

Carnivorous plant: I love my carnivorous plant. It lures fungus gnats in though trickery trapping them with its sticky tentacles dissolving them into liquid and absorbing the nutrients. Thus, the humble fungus gnats are no more. Their pointless lives ended. Small and pointless lives. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

François-Marie Arouet: "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere

Lost Girl

Funny apple face - ideal for teacher gift. Stickers work great on water bottles!

Albert Camus black and white portrait and quote: You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

Gregor Samsa vibin'

François-Marie Arouet: Le sens commun n'est pas si commun

Franz Kafka portrait and quote: Start with what is right rather than what is acceptable

"Eat. Sleep. Experience Existential Crisis. Repeat." design, for people who live their life one crisis at a time.

sartre quote: l'enfer, c'est les autres

François-Marie Arouet: Le sens commun n'est pas si commun

"I don't believe in you either" is a funny & cute design featuring a colorful unicorn & sassy text. A great birthday or Christmas gift idea for unicorn lovers & comedy fans!

Doctor Racoon

Video games are stabbing your brain with wonderfulness. Let's celebrate with this 8-bit pixel art logo!

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Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre (1905-80) was a French philosopher, novelist, and political activist. He was one of the key figures in the philosophy of existentialism which he introduced in his work Existentialism Is a Humanism. One of Satre's most well known philosophical novels is Nausea, which was published in 1938 and deemed by Sartre himself to be one of his best works.

In case you're wondering: we live on just the tiniest speck of dust swept under a cosmic carpet in a vaste, vaste universe.