Funny Author Tank Tops

I am a writer, anything you say or do may be used in a story.

Are you an author? That's amazing! Announce yourself! Great for conventions. If you don’t see your genre let me know!

Work in Progess - WIP - aren't we all? - a writer esthetic t-shirt / design

For the writer in your life! Caution: Anything you say or do may be used in a story. ;)

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for writer: Loved one or friend !

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

I AM A Writer I Have The Power To Create And Destroy Entire Worlds t shirts and apparel gifts for men and women

Team Oxford Comma - Oxford Comma Society

"I'm a writer, anything you say or do, may be used in a story" funny writer saying in fun fonts with a ink pen drips and swish.

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for writer: Loved one or friend !

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

You're at the biggest convention of the year. In your part of the country. In a local library. With four other authors. Who also wrote zombie detective romance novels. And you're all wearing the same stocking cap. HOW DO YOU ASSERT YOURSELF? A fancier hat? NO! Watch them squirm with envy when you reveal you're THE WRITER. They may describe it as "ironic" but you know the literal definition of the word.

A Sir Mix A Lot lyric repurposed to express something else many people really enjoy.

Show your love for the character and be the protagonist!

Reading Design that quotes "Never judge a book by its cover". Perfect for any bookworm, bibliophile and book lover as well as novelists and authors who love reading and visiting the library.

Even writers need a disclaimer.

A zesty take on the famous and prolific Belgian writer who could write a novel in a weekend.

gifts for writers and authors

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for writer: Loved one or friend !

You're going to look awesome in your new The TShirt Dude's gear! A stylish fit you can feel with a custom design you can be proud of. It's the perfect addition to your already great style. Treat yourself for once! You deserve this... Or you could give it to a friend as a perfect gift! If you need sizing information please see the sizing chart tab.

Do you love reading books? Do hate that nobody seems to read books anymore? Tell people how you feel with the Read Some Books Dumb Dumb shirt by Jetpacks & Rollerskates. If you want to see more of my process work check me out on instagram: www.instagram.com/jetpacksandrollerskates OR for news and updates follow me on twitter: www.twitter.com/blakestevenson

I write like a 5 year old. Don't be ashamed! Share it!

Life keeps going on even as you die each day. Illustration from one of Kit Ludlow's art-poetry books. All Books are available on Amazon.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Express the awkwardness that comes with healthy lifestyle choices in a comfortable way, with this #KevinQuotesKevin original. Words from a Wordslinger. So true.

Original Designs by Carl Hennicke

I turn coffee into novels

Hey writer, you ain't getting inspired to write your novel, no worries. The voices in your head will speak to you soon. You just need a break and this T-shirt design 😉

Mark Twain quote: Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

Perfect for writers, teachers, authors, professors, parents, and anyone else that loves correcting grammar. If you are the grammar police and known to point out grammar mistakes, this is the tee for you. Funny text design is perfect for any English teacher Great gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or holidays for any English teacher, professor, or author that has great grammar and loves to correct others. Point out bad grammar by your friends with this funny, clean, cool grammar police to serve and correct.

Great "do not disturb" design for writers, Fantastic, humorous gift for writers and authors

Make Big Money Writing Poems

Cool t-shirt for book lovers

No more guess work! No more awkward conversations! No more accusations that you’re just some prententious jerk who has to work “I write books” into every conversation ... you know, I HAVE FEELINGS JEFF. Live bold, advertise often. This, my writing friends, is the shirt for you.

black and yellow

Writers of fiction are notorious for having creativity and imagination. Show off your power to make stuff up with this fun T!