Greasy Tank Tops

hey boys, Smokes lets go.

you know what you are, a bullsh*t artist!

Full English breakfast blue

PUBG Straight Outta Greasy Grove

Official Friendly Creeps Michael St. Michaels merch of Without Your Head!

Turning mean comments into merch since 2015.

Making mean comments into merch since 2015.

Who misses toasters at your table?

Vintage matchbook from the old, local coffee-shop chain

The Olympia Restaurant was a fictional Brooklyn greasy spoon featured in a recurring SNL sketch. The owner was Greek, as were several of his employees. The skit was based on customers discovering only three items on the restaurant's long menu could actually be ordered successfully: a cheeburger, cheeps, and Petsi. Those who ordered french fries got the response, "No fries! Cheeps!" Most famously, if a customer complained about having to order a cheeseburger, Pete would point out all the other customers enjoying said dish, e.g. "Too early for cheeburger? Look! [pointing around restaurant] Cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger! Eh?"

I saw Bob Dylan eating fried chicken there at 2 am once

Ham n' egger was a slang term for unskilled workers that entered the American lexicon in the early 1900s. Despite its somewhat pejorative roots, many all-day breakfast joints used the term, such as this The Ham n' Egger at 58 West Randolph Street in Downtown Chicago. Located between the Garrick Theater and a popular nightclub, The Ham n' Egger was a popular late night spot for those enjoying a night on the town looking for some greasy breakfast to stave off a morning hangover. The diner boasted that it was “Chicago’s foremost eating spot where stars of radio, stage and television meet to eat!” Sound legit to us, and at this point, who are we to argue, right?

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Fried food for the soul

Humorous Christmas shirt with The Grinch Stole Christmas lyric: Bad banana with a greasy black peel.