Hammered Tank Tops

A simple design for dulcimer player with the phrase "Dulcimer Virtuoso"

A simple design for dulcimer player with the phrase "Dulcimerist"

Show off your American pride with this 4th of July party inspired, American history, drinking humor, patriotic tee shirt! Now get some beers and get star spangled hammered like a true American!

The Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company was an American brewery based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and once the largest producer of beer in the United States. Its namesake beer, Schlitz , was known as "The beer that made Milwaukee famous" and was advertised with the slogan "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer".Schlitz first became the largest beer producer in the US in 1902 and enjoyed that status at several points during the first half of the 20th century, exchanging the title with Anheuser-Busch multiple times during the 1950s.

A simple design for dulcimer player with the phrase "Dulcimer Dude"

A simple design for dulcimer player with the phrase "Dulcimer Babe"

Time to get Star Spangled Hammered! Remember the red, white, and blue when you're drinking and partying with your best American friends and family with this funny 4th of July t-shirt!

A simple design for dulcimer player with the phrase "Dulcimer Rockstar"

A simple design for dulcimer player with the phrase "World's Okayest Dulcimer Player"

Crossed Carpenter Hammer

A simple design for dulcimer player with the phrase "Keep Calm and Play Dulcimer"

This fourth of July Crack open a cold one with the boys and get drunk! Party with some beer and fireworks and this funny, meme, patriotic USA red white and blue style tee shirt.

A Realist illustration of a hammer pulling out a nail.

A simple groovy dulcimerist peace halloween retro design with the phrase "Groovy Dulcimerist"

Dulcimer

The Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company was an American brewery based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and once the largest producer of beer in the United States. Its namesake beer, Schlitz , was known as "The beer that made Milwaukee famous" and was advertised with the slogan "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer".Schlitz first became the largest beer producer in the US in 1902 and enjoyed that status at several points during the first half of the 20th century, exchanging the title with Anheuser-Busch multiple times during the 1950s.