Jake And Amir Tank Tops

This design's cute aesthetic is powered by the giggles Amir produced when Jake tickled him on the podcast. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then give the show a listen!

He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".

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A collection of various character names Ben Schwartz has used over the years in Jake and Amir. (Some longer names like Scalby-Lawfsoos and Charles Crooshtoost left off for the sake of space)

“Uh, Jake Hurwitz was a good man, a kind man, no, no, no, no. You all saw he killed himself at a Starbucks right?”

(Arabic) If I were you, I wouldn't have done this wrong

As seen in the fourth newsletter from May 12, a very #DOPE design with all the recurring themes from the podcast. Todah!

"It was sort of a friendly email, but you did torture a cat and you're a cat murderer ... Never tell your mother. Fight that urge to be decent, lie forever." If I Were You Show - Episode 110: Lie Forever

Another unofficial tee for the #greenlightjakeandamir campaign.

Don't be an ass, buy it

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Listen wrestle schmucks? or Jacks Popcast? buy a shirt and support the shows today!

From the hilarious If I Were You podcast starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

The unofficial tee of the internet barrage on TBS pushing them to #greenlightjakeandamir. Buy this shirt to be trendy, cute, and maybe even a little coy.

Always remember to seize the d̶a̶y̶ caseum (cheese)! Life motto courtesy of 'Jake and Amir'.

If you love Jake and Amir and laser tag, this shirt is for you! Amir's cousin, Leron, owns a Laser Tagery. If you want to prove you're a cool person who spends their time watching internet videos and playing tag with lasers, you should definitely seize this tee!

They call Jake "The Pinch" he'll help you out of your sticky situation in a cinch!

Jake and Amir inspired silhouettes on a moon. It must be made of cheese, because they've seized it.

This shirt is a tribute to the Jake and Amir podcast "If I Were You". 'The Pinch' is one of Jake's numerous personas. GET YOUR CRAB CLAWS OUT

T-shirt for Jake and Amir's comedy podcast