Limb Tank Tops

In the early days of OIF language barriers were a problem, so some soldiers were issued laminated cards with pictures to help facilitate communication. It didn't always work out, though...

Pyeongtaek at rush hour is no place to be if you're on temporary duty in the Republic of Korea! MASH was never like this!!!

That's right! A dress will sweep away that pesky competition. In no time you'll be breaking records and be the sweetheart of social media and other idiots.

Army leadership is known for Army leadership!

While in Iraq even a fact-finding mission could end up resulting in a grenade attack. True story.

I got this idea when I was traveling to the Green Zone.

Once serious attacks became uncommon inside the wire, the U.S. Army soldier would get he comforts of home: fast-food, convenience shopping and 24-hour banking.

Pogs were cardstock "coins" given out as change by AAFES in Iraq and Afghanistan. They featured photos of U.S. servicemembers, past and present... OK, so maybe Beaker wouldn't have been on the "A" list!

You can't just go out and murder innocent people with a vehicle-borne improvised device... it takes planning.

When we let some Uighurs go to Bermuda I'm sure they had never heard of the place before. I also know that Bermuda didn't seem to ask the UK about doing it either....

No matter what enemy propaganda tried to say or the lying, stinkin' media put out (which was which?) we were there to help the Iraqi people.

I had a doctor thrilled at the prospect that a disease had moved from a camel spider to me via a nocturnal bite. No spidey powers but a Hell of a fever and necrosis at the bite site that left an impressive scar.

Actual picture of Major Vindman trying to fix the results of his Ethics exam.

Sometimes when you are slated to give the weekend safety brief the cards are stacked against you.

Staying at South Camp outside of Sharm el-Sheikh had advantages over North Camp and El Gorah. Aside from having casinos, hotels, a Planet Hollywood, a bowling alley. etc. they also had motor scooter takeout for McDonald's to the front gate.

Every week it seems we play a game of "guess what we're out of at the commissary." This week it seems to be bread, last week it was chicken and before that biscuit tins. Never any explanation or apology. It makes you wonder who is in charge at DECA.

Professor Fate's infamous automobile came up for auction around the time I did this one.

The South Carolina National Guard's 263rd ADA has the oldest battle honors, going back to the Revolutionary War and the Artillery Company of Charles Town. The unit saw service during the Mexican War, the Civil War (it was in Confederate service at Fort Sumter), and in Italy and France during WWII. More recently, the regiment has become the core of the 263rd AAMDC and has deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan.

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The 6th ADA's lineage includes duty in the Philippines, WWII Europe and the Pacific and Vietnam. 6th ADA became the core of the School Brigade at Fort Bliss, responsible for training Air Defense units in everything from Vulcan to Spartan. The 6th's unit crest comes in both left and right versions.

The 1st Air Defense Artillery's lineage goes back to the War of 1812 and the original batteries defended Fort Sumter and Fort Pickens. Obviously things didn't go so well at Sumter but Fort Pickens remained in Union hands throughout the Civil War.

Who knows what crazy stuff you might need in Syria or the Ukraine? The Outfitters know.

I saw a guy coming from the docs a quarter mile away while I was on my walk. Want to guess what he asked me?

If someone ever asks you in the military if you want to report a UFO, this is what they have in mind.

Appropriate medals for appropriate achievements, I always say. Well, no I don't ALWAYs say that. In fact, I think I've only said that once. No, wait... I only wrote it down....

The wild west is full of stories. Some of the best are from around Fort Graham.

The Army definitely leaned forward on this one, using that technology and expertise we gleaned from biowarfare defense. Maybe a little TOO much...

When serving in South Korea, soldiers really need to keep their situational awareness....

Just like in those early space designs, Ring One orbits the Earth while spinning to compensate for zero-G.

The only thing better than running as part of your job is running for recreation, and MWR is right there to organize it!

Great plan. Make sure everyone in the company gets woke up so they know they don't have to get up.

During the height of Covid one man came along... a man who had to pick up groceries.

Eating in a DFAC could be an adventure, but "adventure eating" isn't one of my favorite things.

Back when Bubba Clinton was in charge someone got the bright idea to take away the traditional headgear of the U.S. Army, the patrol cap, and replace it with a beret. And not just any beret, but a BLACK beret. Rather than pick a color not in use they picked the color used by the Rangers... and Lewinsky.

You have to learn to put up with this kind of thing every once in a while at a bigger Army post.

There's no indoor movie theater at Guantanamo Bay, but you can watch movies under the stars.... with the local animals...