Nero Tank Tops

Wisdom comes from strange places. Sometimes it is uttered from the wizened lips of a guru. Sometimes a blackout drunk idiot from Iowa screams it off a balcony at a Christmas Party because he has strong opinions about using an index card pinned to a t-shirt to represent "an Armani Suit." Either way, that idiot's wisdom went viral in LARP circles and he's totally cool with me capitalizing on it. Recommend Dark Colors

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Boffers are a funny thing. Sure, some of them are carefully crafted replications of historically accurate weaponry, formed from high quality carbon fiber cores and meticulously carved foams, coated in complex formulations of latex and pigments. Then there's the good old fashioned duct taped pool noodle over a PVC pipe. Regardless, prepare to get thwapped.

Punto Competizione Nero Back

Kick those demon asses with this smokin' sexy stylish T-shirt in black!

Edgy

It's Xmas time, It's Padoru Time! Pg: Nero claudius from: Fate Saga

Dead Weight

A painting of a glass bowl filled with pomegranates from the Vesuvius-engulfed Villa of Poppea, wife of Roman emperor Nero, in Oplontis, near Pompeii (1st century AD)

Boadicea was just the queen of a Celtic tribe in one corner of Britain. But – after the death of her husband and watching her tribe invaded, her lands taken and witnessing the rape of her daughters – she went down in history. He led the biggest revolt against the Romans in Britain's 400-year rule.