Satellite Tank Tops

Balloon

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

Meet the Hobgoblins! Inspired by Experiment 907 from the Satellite of Love.

We sent records of humanity into space on the Voyager satellites. Sometimes, I think people and culture is elegant. Other times, I think we should have sent documents about cats on the internet and how desperate for connection we are. We are the lonely cat ladies of the universe.

SPUTNIK-1 SATELLITE MINIMAL

Manned maneuvring unit space walk, 1984. Astronaut Bruce McCandless floats free above the Earth in his manned manoeuvring unit (MMU) on 7th February 1984, during the 10th space shuttle flight (mission 41B). McCandless, who helped design the MMU, was the first person to fly it, thus becoming the first "human satellite" in orbit around the Earth. The MMU is propelled by small nitrogen thrusters which are controlled by the astronaut's hands. Because no umbilical cord attaches the astronaut to the spacecraft, it gives much greater mobility than was available to earlier spacewalkers. Mission 41B was launched from the Kennedy Space Center (KSC) on 3rd February 1984, and landed back at KSC on 12th February.

Exclamation of happiness about what someone has talked about.

Our "Moon" design is the perfect gift for anyone who dreams of exploring the cosmos, and the infinite possibilities that it holds. It's perfect for those who love to learn about the mysteries of the universe, or simply enjoy the beauty of a starry night sky.

Classic Howard TV Howard Stern radio show logo!

Drawing of satellite view of red and black mountains

Sandy space is not just a picture!

Navigate the stars with the Abstract Cosmic Array t-shirt, featuring a sophisticated geometric satellite dish that's tuned into the universe. This t-shirt is a celebration of celestial discovery, designed for the stargazer, the dreamer, and the space enthusiast. It’s the perfect way to showcase your love for the cosmos and science in style.

Please don't take the survey.

Robot Roll Call

Our Response

Interkosmos space program Sputnik Satellite Vintage Design

The Worm Moon rises, ushering in a change in season and a time of rebirth.

Bloody moon is common name for the phenomenon of full lunar eclipse, during which moon takes on a red color. Picture taken with Newton telescope 1200mm focal length and DSLR camera.

Endyalgout

Sputni 3 space sattelite

Galaxy

There are too many dead or active satellites in earths orbit ..The tee is making mockery of that situation.Earths face is covered by all that junk satellite mass.

Seven years after what?

Satellite world circle illustration.

Drawing of a fantasy world

that little polkadotted space freak we all love

Space pattern

Satellite Motel On the Blue Atlantic Cocoa Beach, Florida

Generations of Atlas

Space

Cute fan art design inspired by Phoebe. "If we make it through December. Everything's gonna be alright"

Season 6.0 print logo, white design

Inspired By MST3K 415 - The Beatniks

They say some of the Apollos never returned...