Slimy Tank Tops

An ooey gooey floaty friend

Indulge in humor and camaraderie with our witty design stating "Friends don't let friends eat raw oysters and claim it isn't like eating snot from the sea!" signed by "Passionate Oyster Hater," perfect for those who share a disdain for this divisive delicacy. Add a touch of personality to your wardrobe while sparking laughter and relatable connections among like-minded individuals who prefer their seafood without the slimy texture.

An bluey gooey floaty friend

It's every germophobe's worst nightmare.

Indulge in humor and camaraderie with our witty design stating "Friends don't let friends eat raw oysters and claim it isn't like eating snot from the sea!" signed by "Passionate Oyster Hater," perfect for those who share a disdain for this divisive delicacy. Add a touch of personality to your wardrobe while sparking laughter and relatable connections among like-minded individuals who prefer their seafood without the slimy texture.

yummy green soup

Worm food.

Unleash evil and don't forget to laugh.

My spirit animal is not fast and not furious. Save the snails!

Slimy doughnut came for you

My spirit animal is not fast and not furious. Save the snails!

The Leopard Slug is a huge spotted slug that reaches 8 inches long! It’s also called the Giant Spotted Slug, and the Great Gray Slug. This slug is nocturnal, crawling about its business at night. Leopard Slugs are unusually intelligent, and like to return to the same little nook or crack every morning to sleep. They also can learn from their experiences. A very cool slug! They’re originally from Europe, but have found their way to many other parts of the world, and I sometimes find them crawling across sidewalks and forest paths where I live - in the state of Maine, in the United States. Once I even found a huge one on the outside of my door one night!

Ice cream eyeballs licking. Open mouth

My spirit animal is not fast and not furious. Save the snails!

Squirmy Eyes... yep.

Sliming the way...

Maybe not the cleanest toothpaste but the cutest!

What are you really hiding under that skin?

Heart pill on tongue. Open mouth, tongue sticking out

I'm Not slimy says the snake.

A slimy orange slug.

For that one person (Maybe you) or thing that's just Ridiculous.

Ice cream eyeballs licking. Open mouth

Apparently quacta is slimy.

Pink? Of course pink!!

a pink snail and a shapeless shell house

Eyeball Flying Rockabilly Tattoo Cartoon Slime Eye

You belong to the graphic design trend universe now!

Slimy skull and bones..

Chances are you know someone that hates the "M" word.. MOIST! Maybe it's you! Get this design today as a joke birthday gift and any day for family and friends who get chills at the mention of the cringe, disgusting, slimy word!

mixed media illustration

Ghostly Ghoul Retro Halloween

nope

A classic saying with a transmasc twist!

Eyeball Flying Rockabilly Tattoo Cartoon Slime Eye

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