Wisecrack Tank Tops

Eccentric oil portrait of an elderly sphynx-like figure donning a stylish floral jacket, trendy eyeglasses, and a cigar.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "This isn't my head I've got on now. I think this something that used to belong to Walt Whitman."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "But I don't give up; I forget why not."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "I hate almost all rich people, but I think I'd be darling at it."

Are you the smartest person you know? Do you have a sarcastic streak a mile wide that you just love to show your friends and family? Make sure everyone knows that they are not as bright as you think you are with this Of Course I Talk To Myself! Sometimes I need expert advice. Funny, Sarcastic Tee Shirt

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Good Morning My Friends. Your Golden Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arisen!

Embrace your clever wit with this amusing design. Perfect for those who enjoy a chuckle and a dash of sarcasm, it humorously captures the delight of intelligent banter. This sharp and engaging quote is a great pick for anyone who enjoys a playful spin on the art of smart conversation. It's a fantastic gift idea for anyone who loves a laugh and appreciates the charm of clever wit and repartee.

Not Gonna Happen. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

Not Gonna Happen. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Your Absence has made my Heart Grow Fonder of Your Absence” design on your favorite apparel.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Nothing for You, Whore” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

TWSS - That's What She Said

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Don't Give Up on Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Not a Morning Person Doesn't Even Begin to Cover It” design on apparel, mugs, mousepads, buttons, and other unique gifts.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Thanks. Your Emoticon Really Helped me Get through a Tough Time” design on your favorite apparel.

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Are you impressed? No? Well this is the design for you.

Mood…

Wisdom - You can't put an Old Head on Young Shoulders

I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right

Grab this design for the himbo in your life, or even for yourself. You know who this is for. They're the best, but not the brightest bulb in the box.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “You Are Not Perky. You're Obnoxious” design on your favorite apparel.

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Introverts Unite! Separately in Your Own Homes" design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

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Surrender to your dark side. Check out this sarcastic and witty “Why Don't You Slip into Something More Comfortable. Like a Coma.” design on your favoriate apparel. For the sarcasm lover in all of us.

Keeping it wittily understated.

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A typographic print series inspired by music.

Why is this bird so mad? Maybe you can relate.

Better to be on the safe side!

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