A Christmas Story Tapestries

Elf You, 2020 Funny Xmas Christmas Elf Hat Costume Gift Idea is for the those who love the Christmas season and elves and who are on the naughty list. Wear this as pajamas while watching Christmas movies. 2020 Xmas will go down in history, just ask Santa. Makes a great present to put under the Christmas tree or in a stocking from Santa. Or a birthday present. Season of sharing this funny Christmas gift.

You'll Shoot Your Gorram Eye Out!

Bromance Old School

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “Ugly Christmas Sweater - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit.

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Show Mommy How The Piggies Eat

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

It's a Wonderful Life - Alternative Movie Poster

Embodying the spirit of a christmas vacation, this shirt captures the essence of joy and merriment that fills the air during this special time of year. Picture Santa himself, filled with boundless happiness, dancing to the beat of holiday tunes. Drawing inspiration from the '80s, this shirt boasts a retro flair that's sure to make you feel nostalgic for the good old days. The design showcases Santa Claus grooving and jiving, spreading happiness wherever he goes. This shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it's a gift from the heart. Whether you're looking for a unique present or an addition to your own collection of ugly Christmas sweaters, this shirt delivers both humor and heartwarming holiday vibes.

It must be italian!

Miracle On 34th Street Movie Title

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

A Christmas Story Tribute

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

Painting of Ralphie

The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

He had a very shiny nose.

Be A Good Boy.

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Light the lamp, not the rat! . Cute cat with Muppets music for Christmas.

This generation X quote is perfect for anyone who loves the movie, A Christmas Story.

Make the kid take it off.

A Christmas story. It must be Italian! Christmas movies. Retro. Nostalgic pop-culture. Funny Parody. Popular TV. Fathers-Day. Christmas Thanksgiving Holiday leg lamp. Holiday Lamp. Nimbus of pagan fire. Hanging Fringe. Birth of Pop Art. Depression-era. 1966. My old man. Fra-gee-lay. Fragile

Christmas Story Flag Pole I Triple Dog Dare You T Shirt Classic T-Shirt

What this? It must be French.

Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This t-shirt features little brother Randy's exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas...

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian

A Major Award

The Muppet Christmas Carol storyteller

From the bowels of 1930's suburbia comes the menacing Scut Fakrus, here to ruin your Christmas,

Ugly Christmas 2019

Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!

All your favorites in an ugly sweater pattern!