Andysocial Tapestries

Steve Martin in a great and unusual turn as a sadistic dentist in the 1986 version of "Little Shop Of Horrors"

One of the duo of lovelies in the pit from "Army Of Darkness" that had a grudge against ol' Ash.

From one of the best vampire movies ever made, "The Lost Boys", Kiefer Sutherland's David has joined the tribe.

For those of us old enough to know what the hell it even is.

Hey, it's been a minute, why not another crazydoctor for the mix? This time it's Bela Lugosi as Dr. Mirakle from 1932's "Murders In The Rue Morgue".

Doom Head from Rob Zombie's recent flick, "31".

Yep, it's Abner Devereaux, the heavy from the '70s bizarrity known as "Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park".

The king of glitzy heavy metal demons, Sammi Curr from "Trick Or Treat" is here to rock.

The aptly named Grandpa of the direct-to-video schlock-fest, "Hack O' Lantern".

From the even more bizarre "Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 3", it's Bill Moseley taking over the reins of the garbage hating man himself, Ricky Caldwell.

Ash was so close but so far to gettin' all snuggly with Manda Fisher. Then the Deadites had to show up.

A member of '80s and movie royalty in general, here's Dabney Coleman as Franklin Hart Jr. from "9 To 5".

Poor Mr. Parr, all manipulated by Elle Kendrick, otherwise known as THe Blair Witch from "The Blair Witch Project".

The lanky ghost Edith Brennan from the sleeper flick, "Mama".

"It was on a night just like this..."

Alex Hammond's "Prom Night" was bit unorthodox.

John Lithgow is in drag yet again. This time as multiple serial killer Cain in his Margo personality from "Raising Cain".

Let your stuff do the talking with this shirt of Gozer of "Ghostbusters".

Before most computers were our friends, they were terrifying little boxes of confusion to us. Edgar from "Electric Dreams" personified (well kinda) that pretty well. Good soundtrack too.

From the ridiculous but fun "Brides Of Dracula", it's the wide-eyed Gina.

From the quietly released 1997 Stephen King vampire movie, "The Night Flier", this is Dwight Renfield.

A creepy character, The Man Who Can't Breathe, comes from "Insidious: Chapter 3".

How can you not want a shirt of one of the coolest gangs in movie history? The Baseball Furies from "The Warriors" are simply awesome. And if you're nice I'll get a couple other versions of these guys up here as well.

From the little known (by most) "Slaughter High" comes dorky Marty in his letter man jacket jester outfit. Sure, not the most intimidating, but definitely not the most run of the mil outfit for a maniacal serial killer.

It's one of the most requested characters, Jason Voorhees, in his Uber Jason form from the increasingly wacky, but fun, "Jason X".

The diminutive, but nuts, Michael from "Burial Ground".

The slightly famished Elder from Eli Roth's "The Green Inferno".

It's the bloated and undead bizarro Sandy Sinclair from "house".

From the workplace free-for-all, "The Belko Experiment", it's slightly imbalanced Wendell Dukes.

Janet Compton is that pesky star in "The Brain That Wouldn't Die".

Prince Mamuwalde, otherwise known as Dracula's soul Brother, Blacula,

Everyone knows not to sit next to Dennis from "Cabin Fever"!

The nearly incomprehensible Inspector Daniel Clay from Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

The aptly named Lou Garou from the indie flick, "Wolf Cop".

Billy Michaels, otherwise known as The First Born Son of the Black Zodiac in "Thirteen Ghosts" joins the crew.

Before you ask why Willy Wonka is included in a series called "monsters & Maniacs", don't forget this. He invited strange children to his bizarre shut-in factory and sat idly by (singing songs about it even) as he systematically relished in the murder and/or disfiguring of 4 children. Yeah, they were crappy kids, but still, a frickin' madman. P.S. - There is no acceptable Willy Wonka besides Gene Wilder - case closed.