Christmas Story Tapestries

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Ugly Christmas 2019

Be A Good Boy.

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

Illustration of a nutcracker Sadness or stress ?

bedtime story pajamas shirt matching family shirt for the bed time

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

a christmas story

All your favorites in an ugly sweater pattern!

A Christmas Story Tribute

This generation X quote is perfect for anyone who loves the movie, A Christmas Story.

A Major Award

The Muppet Christmas Carol storyteller

...except he didn't say "FUDGE"

Make the kid take it off.

True Story

A Christmas story. It must be Italian! Christmas movies. Retro. Nostalgic pop-culture. Funny Parody. Popular TV. Fathers-Day. Christmas Thanksgiving Holiday leg lamp. Holiday Lamp. Nimbus of pagan fire. Hanging Fringe. Birth of Pop Art. Depression-era. 1966. My old man. Fra-gee-lay. Fragile

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True Story Bro

From the bowels of 1930's suburbia comes the menacing Scut Fakrus, here to ruin your Christmas,

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “Ugly Christmas Sweater - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit.

What this? It must be French.

Endearing young protagonist of the holiday classic film "A Christmas Story," known for his quest to receive a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas despite warnings that he'll "shoot his eye out."

Christmas Story Flag Pole I Triple Dog Dare You T Shirt Classic T-Shirt

The say, True Story, with the original true story - the birth of Jesus!

Ralphie The Kid

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian

Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This t-shirt features little brother Randy's exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas...

Happy Birthday Jesus Christmas Christian Church Xmas

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A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Bad Decisions make Good Stories design!

Wash your mouth out with soap.

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana