Comedian Tapestries

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

Rodney Dangerfield Quote - My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. Classic Dangerfield quote delivered in that wonderful deadpan voice.

“Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing animals, Ban-Lon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.”

If you are a Chris Farley / Matt Foley fan then you will love this tee! Featuring a retro distressed style, and a funky van down by a river! Show off that you have been taking some Matt Foley Motivational Classes to learn how to live in a van down by the river! Keep a beloved character alive with this cool design.

CAPPELLE BIGGUMS BAR & GRILL

Funny quote from the British TV Show Peep Show

MITCH

“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

A standard US Army Airborne tab in red and black

Robin Williams Fade Tribute

Katt Williams Katt Williams Katt Williams

Whether you're looking for a mug, T-Shirt or high quality print, this is for you! Get yourself a hand-drawn picture of American Comedian Tom Segura on high quality, professional merchandise, or give it as a gift to your friends, family or loved ones instead.

Keaton

Retro Fade George Carlin

Katt williams

DAVE CHAPPELLE RICK JAMES SLAP COMIC STRIP PARODY

everyone is a feminist until there is a spider around

Artwork portrayal of famous Canadian-American comedian Seth Rogen!

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)

Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy

Show off your love for the legendary comedian with this stylish and comfortable tee. Made with high-quality materials, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.

Carlin was hardcore punk!

Vintage mexican cinema icons.

"RUN THE MACHINES"

"Happy Birthday" Design inspired by John Mulaney

A portrait of Groucho Marx, drawing on paper, Pencil Sketches

"Could be a Nursery" Design inspired by John Mulaney

George carlin 60s funny comedian

"This Might As Well Happen" Design inspired by John Mulaney

"Nothing At All (Black Logo)" Design inspired by John Mulaney

Andy Kaufman Women's Wrestling Champion

if I wake up in a house that's full of smoke

Vintage 80s 90s Dylan Chappelle Movie Funny Tee