Computer Tapestries

Is that cats I smell on your breath?

Grunge crowbar design from the acclaimed 90's FPS game, Half Life featuring the game's logo in a Grunge style.

Al's waiter and Megabyte's viral minion are just two of the computerized citizens of the 3D cartoon world of Reboot.

A programmer, often referred to as a coder or developer, is an individual skilled in the art of computer programming. These professionals write, test, and maintain the detailed instructions, known as code, that computers follow to perform specific tasks. Programmers are the architects behind software applications, websites, and various technological solutions.

This funny kids shirt is perfect for the IT geek in all of us (or at least pregnant women). The maternity tee makes a hilarious IT joke about how the wearer got through the firewall. A perfect pregnancy gift for any woman.

Karma Police Metropolitan Police. A parody of the Met Police logo mixed with the Radiohead song title. Perfect for those 90's britpop fans who are maybe a bit anti police.

"I've seen the other side of the Save Icon, So step aside, Kid" Joke

Retro Mobile Cell Phones were Indestructible

Funny design featuring the routine of a developer. Perfect gift for a developer, coder, engineer.

Funny Computer Programming design for all of the geeky engineer coders with a funny phrase that reads: It works on my machine. Perfect gift idea for software developers and app designers that need some simple coding humor in their life. Makes also a cool gift for a programmer, software developer, coder or anyone who loves funny coding sayings.

When you ask me how it works, I will say: "Magic!"

Ada Lovelace is considered the first computer programer based on her article about Babbage's Analytical Engine in which she included a method for calculating a series of Bernoulli numbers. Note that this was in 1843. See my other feminist and lgbtq designs.

Player 1 illustration is based on Japan's passport, made up from 24 icons representing Japanese developed games/game series. Can you identify them all? For a detailed view visit: https://howtocarveroastunicorn.tumblr.com/post/652298168709644288/my-passport-to-gaming-player-1-jpn-design-now

Video Gaming Design that reads: "I Have Two Titles Brother And Gamer And I Crush Them Both". That's just right for a Brother who loves to play Video Games.

Player 2 illustration is based on the US passport, made up from 59 icons representing American developed games/game series. Can you identify them all?

ROBOT RIGHTS

This frog is very cyversecurity aware and uses multi frog authentication to protect his accounts, if you don't have any spare frogs lying around you could try multi factor authentication instead

Work at home

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Don't you hate mondays and want to destroy every computer in the office you are currently looking this design on? Well buy this first then do what the cool design tells you. I won't tell anybody!

Proclaim in Japanese that you are able to display intelligent behavior that is indistinguishable from that of a human. Great to wear if you are into artificial intelligence and machine learning or Japan and the Japanese language

You never feel more powerful than that magic moment when your code runs!

Floppy Disk Joke (S

Don't Touch me kind of day.

Eat(), Sleep(), <Code/>, Repeat(), Funny Developer Routine

Inspired by the Janken boss battles in one of my favourite computer games, Alex Kidd in Miracle World on the Sega Master System!

Can't Hear You I'm Gaming

You can break internet

Show off your coding humor with this cheeky 'Git Out of My Branch' design. A playful take on the Git version control system widely used in software development, this shirt is perfect for programmers, developers, and DevOps engineers who understand the intricacies of managing code branches. Whether you're committing changes, merging, or just navigating the complex world of version control, let this shirt speak your mind. Great for hackathons, coding meetups, or as a unique gift for that tech-savvy individual who loves a good coding joke.

Hop into the world of coding excellence with the Frog Programmer, a leap ahead in debugging, web development, and cyber security. This geeky amphibian of software engineering excels in programming languages, bringing a froggy flair to information technology. Embrace the hacker spirit and ribbit your way through the ever-evolving landscape of computer nerdery.

BINARY as easy as 01,10,11

English is important, but math is importanter. strong typographical funny math joke design

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