Eater Tapestries

Metal Gear Solid 3

As a woman and artist with a Veteran Marine beloved in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons (lovingly re-dubbed Krayums) … I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!

This Cute burrito design makes a great gift for someone who loves burritos.

Bad Bratwurst :)

11x15" portrait of Ocelot throughout the years from Metal Gear Metal Gear Solid to Metal Gear Solid 5 (though chronologically it'd be Metal Gear 3, 5, Metal Solid 1-4.)

WARNING: Dangerously high doses of awesomeness.

Quotes Jacquouille the scoundrel and Sir Godefroy.

Quotes Jacquouille the scoundrel and Sir Godefroy.

Oil on canvas

black power quotes

The Boondock Saints poster Illustration/Design by Ben van Brummelen 2011

love

The Enterprise encounters the most dangerous force in the galaxy...

Music Addict

Ammit, Egyptian god devourer of souls

the characters of your favorite anime

Horror Design

Why did the folk ceramic chicken start a band? Because it wanted to lay down some "cluckin' awesome" beats! But its drummer was a little "cracked," and the bassist kept saying, "I'm just here for the 'clay' listhetics!" And as for the lead singer, well, they were known for their "eggstraordinary" vocal range. The group's first hit? A cover of "The Rooster Roll"!

Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard enough, so show off your determination with this inspiring graphic!

Bee-eaters and poppies drawn and colored in Illustrator, seamless pattern.

Yummy, yummy! Try one of our crispy bacon slices. Don't forget to check out our other products in our Teepublic store, Eclectic Warrior 101.

BRAIN EATER

alien

A small poison dragon eating his favorite fruit. His saliva is extremely poisonous. If you see one of these, Run

Vintage Loteria Ginger Eater

Are you looking for funny & trendy gift for your families, friends, or yourself? This will be a perfect match at affordable price.

Vintage Thanksgiving

Didnt see any designs i liked so i made my own. RIP Whindam.

BLACK STAR

I want a hot body but I want hot chicken wings funny food pun.A sarcastic dad joke for the all the hot wings lovers out there.Vintage retro style!

great gift

The perfect deign to annoy your vegan and vegetarian friends, or anyone who doesn't appreciate a good piece of meat.

This is my meat smoking shirt

Funny Possum shirt for friend that likes Opossums, Possums, Raccoon, Rat, marsupial, rodent and wildlife. Funny Three Opossums howling at the moon. Possums know how to live ugly. Three Possums and the Moon Funny Opossum Humor Parody design. Novelty Possum shirt for men women, girls boys who love Opossum, trash, Pet Owner of 3 Possums T-Shirt, Possum Meme, street cats, play dead, trash eater animal, scavenge trash, garbage eat, raiders

Perfect appreciation gift for popcorn lover, popcorn eater or popcorn addict !

funny steak cooking level we all love steaks at all levels (almost all levels)