German Humor Tapestries

German Shepherds: the best crime prevention in the world!

Embrace the legendary entertainer Harald Juhnke with my minimalist portrait design, featuring his iconic quote, "Meine Definition von Glück? Keine Termine und leicht einen Sitzen." Pay tribute to the humor and charm of this German great on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Based and inspired by an advertising hording in Berlin, Germany (west Germany as it was then). There have been many jokes made about the German sense of humor (or lack of it) but this poster seemed to show once and for all that they do have a sense of fun. Different from British humor, certainly, but fun nevertheless.

The most famous duck in the world. For lovers of German cult series and fans of the greatest German comedian of all time. For everyone who loves loriot's humor and misses it. Greetings to Mr. Müller-Lüdenscheid. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. - all content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use.

Celebrate the iconic entertainer Harald Juhnke with our minimalist portrait design featuring his famous quote, "Ich hasse Silvester, da trinken auch die Amateure." Wear the spirit of this legendary German artist on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Embrace the legendary entertainer Harald Juhnke with my minimalist portrait design, featuring his iconic quote, "Meine Definition von Glück? Keine Termine und leicht einen Sitzen." Pay tribute to the humor and charm of this German great on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Celebrate the iconic entertainer Harald Juhnke with our minimalist portrait design featuring his famous quote, "Ich hasse Silvester, da trinken auch die Amateure." Wear the spirit of this legendary German artist on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Celebrate the iconic entertainer Harald Juhnke with our minimalist portrait design featuring his famous quote, "Ich hasse Silvester, da trinken auch die Amateure." Wear the spirit of this legendary German artist on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

You Know What I Like About People? Their Dogs.

Celebrate the iconic entertainer Harald Juhnke with our minimalist portrait design featuring his famous quote, "Ich hasse Silvester, da trinken auch die Amateure." Wear the spirit of this legendary German artist on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Embrace the legendary entertainer Harald Juhnke with my minimalist portrait design, featuring his iconic quote, "Meine Definition von Glück? Keine Termine und leicht einen Sitzen." Pay tribute to the humor and charm of this German great on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Embrace the legendary entertainer Harald Juhnke with my minimalist portrait design, featuring his iconic quote, "Meine Definition von Glück? Keine Termine und leicht einen Sitzen." Pay tribute to the humor and charm of this German great on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Celebrate the iconic entertainer Harald Juhnke with our minimalist portrait design featuring his famous quote, "Ich hasse Silvester, da trinken auch die Amateure." Wear the spirit of this legendary German artist on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Beautiful German Shepherd jumping out of photo.

Embrace the legendary entertainer Harald Juhnke with my minimalist portrait design, featuring his iconic quote, "Meine Definition von Glück? Keine Termine und leicht einen Sitzen." Pay tribute to the humor and charm of this German great on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

Translation series into different languages

Funny shirt to let others know you won't be learning German anytime soon. Wear it as a joke around German friends or while traveling, especially in Germany or Austria. Playful gift idea for those who refuse to learn the German language.

In tribute of the best dog breed out there, the GSD!

Simple white letters on black background: "Hab' kein Bock." German for "I don't want to". Whatever it is - I don't want to. And I don't have to. Was immer es auch is - das will ich nicht. Und das brauch ich nicht.

Lets Get Schnitzel Faced I don't give a Schnitzel

Simple white letters on black background: "Es ist mir Wurst." German slang for "I don't care"; aka "Es ist mir egal". When you just couldn't care any less, and you don't care who knows it.

How German Shepherds say "hi"!

HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!!!

A pile of ducks or as we say in Germany: ein ENTENSTAPEL

I just want to drink beer and hang out with my German Shepherd gift for men and women. Beer bottle label design. Perfect gift for any adult pet lover who loves their German Shepherd pet and beer.

Technically, these traditional german jam-filled doughnuts are called "Berliner" only by Germans living anywhere but in or around Berlin (who call them pancakes, for some reason). So no, Kennedy didn't accidentally call himself a doughnut, and his words wouldn't have been quite as iconic if he had... but the pun was still too good to pass it up. And so is a Berliner. Or pancake. Or whatever you want to call them. "Guten Appetit!"

Gesundheit / Funny Type Design

Um, is it me or does it smell like updog in here? What's updog? Nothing much, what's up with you?

Fornicate thyself and the steed upon which thou didst arrive!!!

Das ist mir Wurscht is a German phrase that roughly translates to "I don't care."

Goethe and inspiration

you all gonna learn today - Black

BEER FESTIVAL

Fun t-shirt design featuring the quote "Commas are very important people".

Battle not with lobsters, lest ye become a lobster!" - A witty and humorous design inspired by the wise words of legendary fisherman, Captain D.

Do you love German Shepherd dogs? Perfect for the dog mom, dad, parent, pet owner and puppy lover. Funny Nope lazy sleepy German Shepherd Dog distressed design.