German Quote Tapestries

Plumber, German, Klempner handwritten by my own human hand! Black Font, Klempner de luxe, also available in white font on black. x badlydrawnbabe

Gesundheit / Funny Type Design

A man sees in the world what he sees in his heart - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Battle not with lobsters, lest ye become a lobster!" - A witty and humorous design inspired by the wise words of legendary fisherman, Captain D.

Fun t-shirt design featuring the quote "Commas are very important people".

Features half an illustrated portrait of German writer/statesman/natural philosopher Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe with an inspiring quote. Makes a cool gift for Goethe fans, philosophy, science, and literature students, and anyone who could use some empowering advice.

Live every day like it's pretzel day, funny pretzel quote

Technically, these traditional german jam-filled doughnuts are called "Berliner" only by Germans living anywhere but in or around Berlin (who call them pancakes, for some reason). So no, Kennedy didn't accidentally call himself a doughnut, and his words wouldn't have been quite as iconic if he had... but the pun was still too good to pass it up. And so is a Berliner. Or pancake. Or whatever you want to call them. "Guten Appetit!"

For German Shepherd Lovers

Das Nichts nichtet.

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche was a German philosopher, cultural critic, composer, poet, philologist and a Latin and Greek scholar whose work has exerted a profound influence on Western philosophy and modern intellectual history.

Gift for the literature buff. Kafka, Kafkaesque, German writer Franz Kafka. If something is Kafkaesque, it is absurd, frightening, and confusing, similar to situations described in the novels of Franz Kafka. Handwritten typography by my own human hand. x badlydrawnbabe

Funny dachshund lover design for any wiener whisperer with a sweet doxie dog as real friend and for any dachshund dad and weiner dog mom who loves dashshund stuff and dashshund pajamas in the morning. Because everyone know: I trip over my wiener.

Funny dachshund lover design for any wiener whisperer with a sweet doxie dog as real friend and for any dachshund dad and weiner dog mom who loves dashshund stuff and dashshund pajamas in the morning. Because everyone know: I trip over my wiener.

Funny dachshund lover design for any wiener whisperer with a sweet doxie dog as real friend and for any dachshund dad and weiner dog mom who loves dashshund stuff and dashshund pajamas in the morning. Because everyone know: I trip over my wiener.

Funny dachshund lover design for any wiener whisperer with a sweet doxie dog as real friend and for any dachshund dad and weiner dog mom who loves dashshund stuff and dashshund pajamas in the morning. Because everyone know: I trip over my wiener.

Funny dachshund lover design for any wiener whisperer with a sweet doxie dog as real friend and for any dachshund dad and weiner dog mom who loves dashshund stuff and dashshund pajamas in the morning. Because everyone know: I trip over my wiener.

The German Shepherd Dog Tricks design makes the perfect dog training gift for dog walkers, dog trainers and GSD owners this year and shows how difficult it is for a GSD owner to train their beloved Stubborn German Shepherd Dogs.

Kunst kommt nicht von können sondern machen. Kunst kommt nicht von können sondern machen. My interpretation and reaction of the German expression 'Kunst kommt von Können". For the artist in you x Kunst kommt von Machen!!!

Funny dachshund lover design for any wiener whisperer with a sweet doxie dog as real friend and for any dachshund dad and weiner dog mom who loves dashshund stuff and dashshund pajamas in the morning. Because everyone know: I trip over my wiener.

A quirky t-shirt with quote 'Nice Schwanz Bro' can really surprise your German relatives or friends.

If You Don't Have One You'll Never Understand German Shepherd Owner design makes perfect gift for this cute dog breeders, owners and fans.

Never Stand Between a Girl and Her German Shepherd features a cute German Shepherd dog. Great for german shepherd lovers and pet owners.

German shepherd police officer gift for k9 police, sheriff k9, police support, blue line police. Cool german shepherd police tee for men, women, girls, boys, teens, and kids. Patriotic K-9 police dog Tee for all canine units K-9 german shepherd police. Great Blue line American flag K-9 gifts with saying quote for a birthday, July 4th, Christmas, and law enforcement fans. American flag blue line clothing for dad, mom, grandpa, grandma to show support for a police officer dog trainers in a K-9 police unit.

Friedrich Nietzsche's quote on music

Monster of the abyss

Lächle Weiter: Keep Smiling In Deutsch. A Gift For People Who Speak Or Love The German Language.

Categorical imperative

Konzentrieren Sie sich auf Ihre Stärke

Goethe and inspiration

owl art and nietzsche quote: if you gaze long enough into an abyss the abyss will gaze back into you

Special Humor T-shirts are gifts for Men and Women. People who like to drink beer and sausages, Beer Day. Great suggestions Oktoberfest 2019 T-Shirt to put on with a Lederhosen while you are visiting Munich Oktoberfest (Bavaria, Germany). This novelty Funny Beer shirts with sayings "I Stopped Giving A Schnitzel 3 Beers Ago" and trending t-shirt design Vintage Distressed flag German. Add this Shirt to your collection accessories for You.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe portrait and quote: We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Celebrate the iconic entertainer Harald Juhnke with our minimalist portrait design featuring his famous quote, "Ich hasse Silvester, da trinken auch die Amateure." Wear the spirit of this legendary German artist on our t-shirts and apparel. Indulge in a delightful collection of shirts, stickers, and other charming goodies tailored for Harald Juhnke enthusiasts and devotees of classic German vintage movies and series. Each item has been meticulously crafted with love, designed to resonate with the vibrant spirit of his fans and anyone who cherishes endearing, uplifting designs. Embrace the nostalgia, celebrate the charisma, and wear your passion proudly with our thoughtfully created merchandise.

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