Henchman Tapestries

Avast, ye spacefaring scallawag! Activate the laser cannons and hoist the colors! We’ve got fantastical worlds to plunder!

For the super intelligent & evil.

Hench for life

Helps identify the most preferred of minions, the all powerful Henchmom

When your eyebrows need waxing use handy dandy. Good Handy Dandy Venture t-shirt you can't get anywhere else brand new.

A design I was playing around with of the best henchman around

The Venture Bros.

Thug Life.

crime

Lifted from a 1971 mail-order patch ad in a comic book, but perfect for any 90s eco-villain henchman looking to make a statement!

A brand new series of shirt designs based on my popular "Kenner Collector" series of designs.

Torgo, Torg and Tor are three of the most infamous and incompetent henchman in B-movie history.

A corner-box design for the Monarch.

United Henchmen Local 743

Let people know you're available to help.

Watch out for Corbin the ROTN Henchman!

Han shot first? Who are you gonna' believe, the me from 1977 OR the me from 1997? Either way, this will either get you a lot of laughs or perhaps in a few fist fights.

Kronk - Emperor's New Groove

"Renascence" was a title of one of the early poems by Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892-1950), American poet and playwright. She was a part of the bohemian lifestyle of Greenwich Village and didn't fit into mainstream society. In 1923, she won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry.

Minion a follower or underling of a powerful person, especially a servile or unimportant one.

The first joint T-shirt effort between WOJM and Grindstone Toys!

1989 Cave

Bob is my homeboy

Official Henchmen Merch of @BOSSDITCH