Humorous Slogan Tapestries

I NEED ATTENTION. Funny quotes. Road sign

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I'm Sorry. You were not Selected.

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Introducing our latest t-shirt design, an actual work of art that will turn heads. This unique design combines the perfect blend of style and comfort, making it the ideal addition to any wardrobe. Crafted from the highest quality materials, this t-shirt boasts an ultra-soft, breathable fabric that feels great against your skin. The vibrant and eye-catching print on the shirt will make you stand out from the crowd, and its durable construction means you can enjoy wearing it for years to come. But what sets this t-shirt apart is its versatility. Whether you're dressing it up with a blazer or dressing it down with a pair of jeans, this shirt is perfect for any occasion. It's great for casual outings, a day at the beach, or even a nigh...

Embrace your strength and showcase your love for shooting with our 'There is no love quite like the love between a woman and her gun' t-shirt. This design captures the empowering connection between a woman and her trusted firearm, making it a perfect choice for shooting enthusiasts and those who appreciate a touch of humor.

Why be a part of the problem when you can just BE the problem yourself?

No money AND no morals? Let everyone know with this funny saying. When you're Morally & Financially Bankrupt what have you got to lose? Certainly not your shame.

jar of jam, illustration

Herb Hour Time Flies When You're Having Fun

I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is / Humorous Slogan Design

One of the most significant benefits of laziness is the opportunity to relax and recharge. By taking a break and indulging in lazy activities such as reading a book, taking a nap, or watching a movie, we can give our minds and bodies the rest they need to function at their best.

Halal In The Streets / Haram In The Sheets

Sanitize from the inside out with this parody shirt. Got Bleach?

If a picture's worth a thousand words, this is your shirt. Make 'em make a double-take. Challenge them. Say a lot with a little. Sure to irritate painters and drawers everywhere. It also comes in black lettering on light colored fabrics, cool in the daytime.

Make Kurtz' last words your first words. Show your literary chops with this quote from Joseph Conrad's 1899 novella 'Heart of Darkness' on which FFC based his film 'Apocalypse Now'. Also available in black on white for outdoor screenings.

Normally I take a size bigge They better not start anything when you're wearing this, because you're obviously a lot bigger than you look. Ideal for the quiet hero/philosopher (and aren't we all?) For daywear, there's a sun-friendly white version with easy-to-read-even-with-glasses black lettering. That'll brighten things up.

This is the question to ask when things are dragging. And when things are going backwards. It's a comment. Or a warning. Out there in black and white. Also available in white with words of wisdom in inky black print.

A-laugh-a-letter. This message lets people know that they better not start anything because you just might be bigger than you look. Raise a smile while you raise a glass. Make new like-minded friends. Be a hero. Also in black print on white garments.

Now you never have to listen to people complaining again. Just pop on this message and tell the world to STFU. It works outdoors too, in a black print on white garments - for repelling the ourdoorsy kind of whiners.

What on earth are we teaching our kids? After the past few years of turmoil, here's what millions in the US and around the world are wishing for. In nice, clear, formal white on black. Also available on daywear white, in clear black print. To the point!

Locked up by bad spelling? Repeat offender? The Department of Corretcions will fix your sentence, no problemo! And we have an outdoorsy version too - black print on white shirt - perfect for the exercise yard. We're working on an orange version too - y'know, for when you're out and about.

Be repected for your wisdom and perspective. Say what everyone over 35 is thinking. A conversation-starter without any squirmy pickup lines. The next best thing to being good looking! Also comes in sun-sensible white with glasses-friendly black text.

Look smart, be smart, with this interrogative masterpiece. When people exaggerate, this line gets straight to the heart of their weakness. Shut down bores with a simple question. For daywear, there's also a sun-friendly white version with clear black lettering.

Sick of listening to endless compaining? Stop them dead! With this message that asks the question everyone is dying to ask. Guarranteed to make conversations positive again. Also in black on white for outandaboutists.

Look smart, be smart, with some gratuitous advice for all those potential PODders out there. Also a useful reminder to keep it short (short attention spans and all that). Also in white with snazzy black lettering, for daywear. Outstanding!

From sassy cats to cheeky dogs and everything in between, our collection has something for every animal lover with a sense of humor.

Irina Dunn's Quote “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle” .

Celebrate your mom's exceptional paintball skills with this funny t-shirt featuring the witty slogan: All moms gave birth to a child except my mom, she gave birth to a paintball legend! Show off your love for your mom's competitive spirit and bring laughter to fellow paintball enthusiasts with this standout design.

Celebrate your mom's exceptional ukulele skills with this funny t-shirt featuring the witty slogan: All moms gave birth to a child except my mom, she gave birth to a ukulele legend! Show off your love for your mom's musical talent and bring smiles to fellow ukulele enthusiasts with this standout design.

Women's funny sarcasm design

Get ready for a joyride of laughter with this entertaining t-shirt featuring the comical slogan, There is only one thing that can keep me from RC cars... just kidding! This design combines the excitement of RC car racing with a playful sense of humor, making it a must-have for RC car enthusiasts who appreciate a good joke. Show off your love for remote control cars and your witty spirit with this delightful tee!

Shake up your wardrobe with this hilarious Italian Irish Humor Print! Get some laughs when you wear this unique tee, sure to break the ice in any crowd. Let your funny side shine through and enjoy the attention this shirt will bring!

Make a bold statement with our 'DONT EVEN ASK ME TO PROTECT YOU' tee. Assert your independence and attitude with this edgy design. Own your space and style - get yours today!

Personal motto of Jessica Vazquez, a co-host of the Queer Comics Podcast.

Don't make same mistakes twice because there are many other mistakes to make. Be creative... It is funny quote to relief stress with black and white text art design for decoration wall art in homeroom, bedroom, living room, and any other room. it can be applied to merchandise and tees too.