Leg Lamp Tapestries

Punishment made me go blind

The snow is falling in the 216 and the holiday season is approaching. Grab the family and get ready to celebrate a holiday tradition with our Retro '83 Cleveland Christmas Story design.

Ralphie's mom doesn't hesitate to clean his mouth out with soap when he says a bad word. "Oh fudge!" Ralphie exclaims, only he didn't say, "fudge".

This here is a tree! You won't see any needles off this tree.

just like that it was gone, all gone

practice your shot, but don't shoot your eye out!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Say Uncle Scut Farkus

Must be Italian!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Show Mommy How The Piggies Eat

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

When your old man is beyond angry, but the only words he can utter are....

Flick said he saw some grizzly bears down there

A collage of memorable images and classic quotes from A Christmas Story.

It’s indescribably beautiful…it reminds me of the Fourth of July!

Merry Christmas" is a joyous holiday greeting that celebrates the spirit of love, giving, and togetherness during the festive season. It's a warm and heartfelt way to wish others a happy and festive holiday filled with happiness and goodwill.

The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

don't shoot your eye out

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Be A Good Boy.

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

show mommy her little piggie

Home of the chinese turkey

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

He won it. Mind power.

You'll shoot your eye out while rockin' around the leg lamp, ya filthy animals!

A Christmas Story Tribute

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

The iconic "Fragile" line from A Christmas Story. It must be Italian!

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

It's a major award!!!