Low Brow Tapestries

would you have done things differently? I would If I knew nothing of what waited beyond you my horizon my sun my moon I lived as if I did not know Wrapped around the core of you Held too tight with claw and tooth until we were both bloody and weak enough strength to stagger away Put a marker in the ground Do not replant Do not revisit A cataclysmic action happened here Low-brow Snow White with skin as white as bone and lips as red as arterial blood in Russian style crown

Clean "Who Are You?" design on a simple dark background

My Dad Can Beat Your Dad

Quote by Charlie Kelly from the television series "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Located in Bikini Bottom

Which bear is best?

Fantasy low brow Marie Antoinette portrait glittery white hair, fantasy jewelry (can you find the gold fish?) Royal princess core costume

line play with metaphors....it's like a onion

Nutty Professor. This professor is crazy for peanuts and all things nutty in his laboratory of nuts. Helped by his glamorous assistant Stella and painted in the funny lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine.

Synth Mobile! Strap in for a groovy ride in the Synthmobile. This fun illustration in the lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine, Robert Crumb and Robt Williams is ideal for fans of vintage synthesisers like Moog, Kong,Yamaha, Sequential Circuits and many more!

Trouble and Strife. In this fun satirical lowbrow art illustration we have a pair of Indian goofy characters, possibly married, who have had an argument and are grumpy. Painted in the art style of Mad Magazine.

Man or Mouse, Say Cheese! Inspired by the BA Robertson song, here we have a naughty little mouse chomping away at a huge block of Swiss cheese. Painted in the surreal lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Memory Lane. Inspired by the song from pop group the Sinceros, this surreal illustration shows a man travelling through his past, seeing his thoughts and events of his life flow past him as he walks the road. Painted in the lowbrow style of Robt Williams and Mad Magazine.

Bird Brain. A funny picture of a goofy looking guy with his favourite pet bird. Is it a Hawk or an Eagle? Painted in the classic 1950's style of Mad Magazine.

Parrot On. A funny illustration of a scientist trying to communicate and talk on the phone whilst his pet parrot keeps going on and on and won't let him speak. Painted in the unique lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine.

Gone Fishing! In this fun satirical illustration in the style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams we have a goofy looking woman out fishing by the lake.

Eye Exam! In this satirical illustration in the style of Mad Magazine we have a creepy optometrist checking the eyes of a wild looking woman.

Obsessive Compulsive. This is a satirical illustration in the lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine of a man in a fastidious clean white room washing his hands clean.

Birdland. Inspired by the wonderful music of jazz legends Weather Report this picture features a wild land full of birds of all shapes and sizes. In the style of Mad Magazine, Robt Williams and Robert Crumb.

Art Lesson. In this fun picture we have a group of retired artists having a painting lesson from a funny classic robot! In the lowbrow style of Robert Crumb and Mad Magazine.

Minstrel In The Gallery. Inspired by the classic rock song from Jethro Tull, this illustration is of a goofy minstrel painted in the satirical lowbrow style of Mad Magazine.

The Master of Puppets. A satirical look at marriage illustrated in the surreal style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Artificial Artist. This is a surrealist picture poking fun at the future of artists and the use of artificial intelligence to create artworks.

just some line play with metaphors....it's like an onion it has layers.

Hot Dog and a Shake! A fun illustration in the crazy style of Mad Magazine paying homage to the David Lee Roth song featuring a nerdy geek with her hotdog and milkshake.

Cherry Lips. In this fun illustration in the style of Mad Magazine we have a giant cherry eating a delicious looking ice cream sundae.

New Toy. A satirical illustration of a goth in front of a toy shop to illustrate the Line Lovich song. Painted in the lowbrow style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Dentist! A trip to have your teeth checked will never be the same again. In this satirical illustration, painted in the style of Mad Magazine we have a goofy woman having her teeth examined by android robot dentist. This is poking fun at the future of artificial intelligence.

Pour Some Sugar On Me. A tribute to the classic rock song by the band Def Leppard. Here we have a goofy looking woman pouring sugar onto herself, painted in the hilarious style of Mad Magazine.

Smell You Later! A funny satirical painting in the lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine and Robert Crumb of a smelly creepy man with two weird characters holding their noses in disgust.

Tightrope Walker. Displaying incredible mental agility, this brain is walking across a canyon, balancing on a high wire! The illustration touches on concepts of mental health and agility and is painted in the satirical lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Piano Man. This wonderful imaginative painting shows a pianist sat at his instrument playing whilst thoughts of life flow through his mind. A tribute to the musician Billy Joel and illustrated in the satirical style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Radiohead. This is a tribute illustration to the band Radiohead. It features a wild surreal image of a woman who has the head of a radio full of music, thoughts, emotions and ideas. Painted in the lowbrow style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Sheep! A fun illustration for herders, farmers and all wool enthusiasts. Painted in the satirical lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Portrait Artist. In this satirical illustration we have a view of the future of artificial intelligence with an AI robot portrait artist painting a classic pocket calculator as a nostalgic hint of the past. Painted in the fun style of Mad Magazine.

Graphic rendition of Ace Ventura's botched version of "Bumbaww Atuna" Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna... Ace: Nice to meet you. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna.