No Coffee No Code Tapestries

A lovely coffee cup with the Hebrew verses "ein kafe ein Torah..." (no coffee, no Torah) which is a play on the teaching of Pirke Avot, "ein kemach ein Torah" (no flour/sustenance - no Torah). A fun decor idea for any Jewish home and kitchen, and a great gift idea.

This is a Bring Me Coffee And No One Gets Hurt design, makes a great coffee gift.

Give a warning to anyone who tries to attempt conversation with you before you've had your 1st cuppa.

No Talkie Before Coffee, cute and funny Coffee Quotes Gifts for coffee lovers

This is the perfect gift for coffee lovers.

1. Coffee, 2. No Clue - Retro vintage black and white typography word art for those times where you don't know what to do. Well, except brew a cup of coffee, or drink instant coffee, or order coffee, whatever, as long as you wind up with a cup of coffee (or more). Who needs plans or any kind of idea what you're going to do that day, (or week, or month, etc.) when you have your #1 priority down? Therefore, with these two numbered, highly strategic plans, you have your priorities in check, and totally know what you're doing (knowing that you don't know what you're doing totally counts as knowing what you're doing, sort of). A text-based design for coffee lovers, caffeine addicts, anyone who prioritises coffee over knowing what they're doing.

Every programmer and coder swag wear to code in style. Developer tech is fun, wear the geek swag and make your software in style is funnier. Code father wear. Software development is often best when full of fun dev gear. Get your developer gear, for frontend and backend developers. Sysadmin and SRE ruling the servers. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.

Vector illustration of a gorilla with stitched lips, to illustrate the old moral message of hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil.

The best things in life: coffee, plants, books and dogs. Great gift for dog and book lovers.

The best things in life: coffee, plants, books and cats. Great gift for cat and book lovers.

We're all messed ups, so why not embrace the misery with our sarcastic tees? Our hilarious designs will make you laugh and cry at the same time. Whether you're drowning in student loans or stuck in a dead-end job, our t shirts will help you cope with the harsh reality of being a grown-up. Perfect for those who refuse to take life too seriously, our shirts are guaranteed to be the highlight of your wardrobe. So, if you're ready to embrace your inner sarcastic cynic, browse our collection and find the perfect tshirt!

If you need coffee before you can get any work done in the morning then this No Coffee No Workee design is perfect for you.

Vector illustration of a gorilla with headphones, to illustrate the old moral message of hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil.

A llama sippin' it's hot chocolate, avoiding drama.

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A doppio is two individual shots of espresso in a single cup. No doppio, no workio!

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Do you need a regular supply of coffee to ensure everyone gets their cues on time? Let everyone know with this funny stage management design!

A funny meme: "Decaf? No thanks, I'm not a quitter."

This funny coffee lover gift is the perfect design for a coffee lover that needs coffee to start the day, and more coffee to keep the day going! If you or someone you know loves drinking coffee all throughout the day, then this design is for you. Great gift for a barista, coffee shop owner, or someone that loves coffee.

Illustration of cup of coffee and letters

An image of the rear of a white 1957 Ford Thunderbird F-Code Convertible with a title text overlay.

Awesome coffee themed design with funny saying for those want to express themselves. Do you start a day with a cup of coffee? Whether you are a coffee lover who drinks iced coffee, espresso, mochas, latte or cold brew, this caffeine style is for you. This Funny A Day Without Iced Coffee Is design makes a perfect gift idea for any special occasion, event, birthday, vacation, party or holidays. Great trendy styles and novelty graphic for yourself, friends, family, or anyone you love.

Break para coffee

An image of the front of a white 1957 Ford Thunderbird F-Code Convertible with a title text overlay.

Perfect appreciation , birthday or christmas gift for coffee lover , coffee drinker , Coffee Maker or coffee shop owner : loved one or friend !

What part of "no" don't you understand? Let's see how many of your friends understand this shirt!

An image of the front corner of a white 1957 Ford Thunderbird F-Code Convertible with a title text overlay.

A simple coffee mug with the Hebrew phrase "ein kafe ein Torah" (no coffee, no Torah) which is a play on the teaching of Pirke Avot, "ein kemach ein Torah" (no flour/sustenance - no Torah). A fun decor idea for any Jewish home and kitchen, and a great gift idea.

Vector illustration of a gorilla with sunglasses, to illustrate the old moral message of hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil.

My plan for today

Funny coffee gifts for the coffee lover in your life

A funny meme: "Decaf? No thanks, I'm not a quitter."

Unicorns need coffee (or tea) too! Copyright 2017 Kristen O’Keefe. All rights reserved. All images property of Kristen O’Keefe and are protected by copyright law. Resale, downloading, reproducing, printing, and comping of these images is illegal without permission of the artist.