Offensive Christmas Tapestries

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Perfect Christmas sweatshirt for cat lovers.

Merry fucking Christmas. It's the fucking holidays again. Show you're sarcastic Christmas cheer with this sassy, foul mouth, rude Christmas ugly sweater shirt.!Holiday humor for adults! Perfect for the adult with a twisted sense of humor that loves Christmas!

I like them real thick and sprucy merchandise is a gift for your friends hmm i meant your rival, give it and Offensive Christmas & funny christmas to her / him

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Get over it - it's just a word. Seriously though; is the term moister or more moist?

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