Pick Up Line Tapestries

Your intended will be unable to resist you when you present them with this pick up line.

How you doin? Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a boner? Well, you're not giving me a cheeseburger right now…. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? You don't like my pick up lines? Come on baby! My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Are Your Paws Tired? Cuz You've Been Running Through My Mind All Day! This adorable pup will make a great t-shirt, whether it's a gift or just to show your significant other just how much you care about them.

Actually what I meant to say was I do get women but once I've got them I don't know what to do with them

Girl are you a microwave? Because Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh Funny microwave joke for everyone!

something, something, the abyss

a design for coffee lovers. Coffee Lovers Caffeine Addicts Pickup Line

Let's Talk About Buttered Sausage

a love design inspired by google maps. Funny Valentine Love Slogan Dating Pickup line

I am NOT a Photographer funny cool romantic lovely pick up quote

another bad pickup line

i'm not a dentist but i can give you a filling is funny sentence used in omegle as a pick up line lol .

Girl You're Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal

Cancel Words Millennials Use

Meme Dog Strikes Back With This Awesome Pick-Up Line!

You’re a snack babe.

--Let's Talk About Buttered Sausage--

If my train goes off the track, pick it up, pick it up, PICK IT UP!

A part of the Foodie Buddies series

A new design with special quote for you dear. "ARE YOU A DIAMOND? BECAUSE YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT!" written in an awesome color matching with the decorations in the background, hearts and charming circular shadows and starry glimmering shimmering stars. A cute sexy character is illustrated to enhance the design's aesthetics.

Let's Talk About Buttered Sausage

A funny and cheeky I’m worth checking out library love humor slogan reading is awesome literary humor saying fun and flirty design t-shirt or gift product. Get a fun check me out product or tee today.

New design with a sense of humor to gift your beloved little cutey kitten. "YOU STOLE MY HEART, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A THIEF IN A CAT COSTUME?!" written using an awesome font and catchy colors, decorated with an innocent and cute little cat.

I Just Don't Give a F*ck // Funny Adult Humor

Walnut puns - I will not disappoint you...let the walnut do the talking. Guaranteed a sure win pick up line!

are you my brake pads and rotors or just happy to see me

This cute love quote typography design that features honey and bears is perfect for couples who love romantic and cheesy pick up lines. It can be also given as a birthday or anniversary gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, lover, or crush who also loves sweet, cheesy, and romantic quotes. This design is also fitting in time for National Couple’s Day (August 18), Couple Appreciation Month (April), National Spouses Day (January 26), Love Note Day (September 26), Husband Appreciation Day (April 16), Wife Appreciation Day (September 18), Valentine’s Day (February 14), and National Boyfriend Day (October 3).

Cute whale pun

This minimalist cute love quote typography design with pink hearts is perfect for couples who love sweet and romantic quotes. It can be also given as a birthday or anniversary gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, lover, or crush who also loves sweet and romantic quotes. This design is also fitting in time for National Couple’s Day (August 18), Couple Appreciation Month (April), National Spouses Day (January 26), Love Note Day (September 26), Husband Appreciation Day (April 16), Wife Appreciation Day (September 18), Valentine's Day (February 14), and National Boyfriend Day (October 3).

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Shy or confident people can wear this design. I designed this for single people to start a conversation or just to make a statement.

Hey Hot Tea design by EACreaTeeve <3

On My Way To Steal Your Girl

The words women want me fish fear me in retro sunset colours