Poop Tapestries

On the Big Thing podcast, we play fart sounds, a lot. You are never too old for farts. So wear it proud and give the gift to those who fart. Because Farts are your brand. Thanks to the great Nauzet Melián for the design.

Clean that off your car, will ya?

Based on the true story of a Colorado Springs woman who has been caught jogging, then taking a dump in front of the same house every day (and also in a few other places). When confronted, she leaves her dirty tissues there and says "Yeah, sorry!". (News link: http://tinyurl.com/ybe29wpz / My blog link: http://tinyurl.com/y9hkxdg4)

This Zebra is so happy to see you that it has rainbows coming out its butt!

This answers the age old question

christmas poo emoji

Funny toilet humor design featuring a hand drawn toilet an stick man with the phrase "Undefeated toilet clogging champ"

And on the 7th day, he sharted. "whoops!" - God

*click* Noice.

BFF weirdies

Sharting is a art.

Winners poop on a stool! A poop stool t-shirt!

Meet Angus the cat. Angus is annoyed by everything and everyone. Today Angus is annoyed at you. Tomorrow, who knows...

Not feeling 100% today? Happily dishevelled? You need the “Polished Turd” tee!

we've all been there

Rainbow Vintage Retro 80's Style Gay pride is a celebration and expression of LGBTQ+ identity and history through a vibrant and nostalgic aesthetic. It combines the universal symbol of LGBTQ+ pride, the rainbow flag, with the fashion, music, and cultural references of the 1980s. Embracing the vintage and retro elements, this style captures the essence of the past era, featuring bold neon colors, flashy accessories, and flamboyant fashion choices. It represents a time of self-expression, individuality, and liberation for the LGBTQ+ community.

I poop rainbows and fart glitter

Everyone's favorite poop euphemism!

Some cautious words to live by. Don't tip over the outhouse.

See no evil, hear no Evil, Speak no evil isn't all the evils!

Can't tonight babe, I've got diarrhea.

YOU SINGLE I HAVE DIARRHEA

If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

Introducing our exclusive "IBS - I Be Shittin" design – a fearless and humorous declaration for those who navigate the unpredictable world of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) with a smile and a touch of wit. This is a bold statement, a lighthearted nod to life's unexpected twists, and a testament to embracing humor in the face of the unexpected. It's a reminder that life isn't always pristine and predictable, and finding humor in the messiness of it all is a powerful form of self-acceptance. Whether you're navigating the ups and downs of IBS or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, our "IBS - I Be Shittin'" design is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.

Duty calls

Ever had your mind blown by a fact? Wear the time Ryan had his mind blown by a "scientific phenomenon."

Whats the best pet? A chicken, can you think of any other that poops breakfast? Chickens got your back

Are you the pooper scooper or poop scoop or pooper-scooper for the doggy doghouse? Well, scoop the poop no longer. Any dog owner can pick up this shirt for scooper duty. This cool and funny design is perfect for a dog owner with feces and dog poop enthusiasm. Be a professional pooper scooper today with this awesome design!

Show off your love of meat with this design that pokes fun at vegetarians.

Babies... they come with their needs to mommy, sleep, milk and poop! Get a good balance and enjoy parenthood.

TODDART

PooPoo Butt

NO BREATHING!!!

Dumpin' brand jamming, coffee makes you poop, coffee makes me poop

Not To Brag But My Sport Requires Pooping In The Woods is a funny ultra running design for a trail runner Great gift for an ultra runner or mountain biker who loves pooping in the woods.