Quotes Tapestries

He is serious.

Anthony Bourdain

A typographic treatment of various quotes from the classic 90s movie The Sandlot. Enjoy!

Top quotes from The Office.

Cripes!! These are some of the best Dumb and Dumber quotes from Jeff (Harry) and Jim (Lloyd). Aspen, Colorado was never these same after this movie. Feel like the opposite of a big pathetic loser. The 90's were great for funny movies! Now you can share that love on TeePubic by grabbing one of these designs. By-the-way you can grab an alternate version "Dumb and Dumber Quotes (V2)" on the Cooldojobro Store as well that is made for lighter colored shirts.

Some things will never be settled

Dunder Miffline Tee

An artwork inspired by Pink Floyd's "Time" from Dark Side of the moon.

For a blue version of this design, check out my shop.

humble and kind

The Lost Guns and Roses Boys

Prison Mike

Superstar

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Picture It

Silhouette John Wayne Vintage

You keep using that word...

Wear this t-shirt with pride and spread a message of peace in Israel and the world. Join us in the search for a future where we can all live in harmony. Do your part - wear peace!

Oh, Lady Catherine de Bourgh and her sharp criticisms! But much like Lizzy Bennet, we’re happy to own this one. Obstinate? Headstrong? BRING IT.

oh my god, he admit it! paul... paul... you have no. good. car. ideas!!

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

Text that says Ew, People and a smiley face that has criss cross eyes and no smile. A funny one for the introverts, who get the joke and understand sarcasm. Smart kids enjoy the humor too.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a baseball game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to baseball or dogs.

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh, yeah. It’s me, charter member of The Society of Trophy Husbands. We represent the greatest achievements of our wives. We are out here as arm candy, to reflect well on our better halves. Then, when the night is done, we are returned to the family room shelf until we are dusted off again.

Fun retro style Catalina Wine Mixer design.

Wear those words!

MY HYPOCRISY GOES ONLY SO FAR!

(Literally everyone's favourite Doctor)

Alexis Rose

Great words of wisdom and Motivation. Take some advice from the great Michael Scott

Anthony Bourdain

Dont Be A Sucker Funny