Seinfeld Tapestries for Sale

Wear Alans company on your shirt. Simple graphic without business card information.

My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat… It’s often wrong.”

Air your grievances in style! This original design by the CoinRiot art collective helps you embrace your roots and celebrate #Festivus with the rest of us. An alternative to the pressures of the #Christmas season, Festivus is a secular, non-commercial holiday marked by raising an aluminum pole, serving dinner, airing grievances, and demonstrating feats of strength. Let’s rumble!

Can the meaning of a peaceful life be found in the simplicity of the black and white cookie?

Kenny Rogers Roasters is a chain of chicken restaurants founded in 1991 by country musician Kenny Rogers and former KFC CEO, John Y. Brown, Jr. While the restaurants were relatively short lived in America, they continue to flourish in Asian countries. This design is based on one of the original '91 logos (yes, there were several) and is coupled with the fictional "It's the wood that makes it good" tagline made famous by the '96 Seinfeld episode, aptly titled 'The Chicken Roaster' in which a Kenny Rogers Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartment building. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody as it's warm glow fills their apartments with 'red death.'

Here's to Feeling Good All the Time

I Declare This - The Summer Of George!

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Serenity Now

Hennigan's-Scotch-SEINFLED

I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip. George Costanza

Anti Dentite

This funny poster design is based on the Seinfeld episode of the fighting rooster called Little Jerry. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

I WAS IN THE POOL

When you spirit is constantly moving and you just don't have time to waste... tell the world to giddy up!

Pretty Good // Larry David

This fine accessory became a fashion statement in New York City in Seinfeld's world. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending.

Your shower will thank you!

This fine accessory became a fashion statement in New York City in Seinfeld's world. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending.

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Assman Delorean

It's Not a Lie if You Believe it!

Retro Style 90s - Del Boca Vista

Mandelbaum - Mandelbaum - Mandelbaum! Retro Izzy Mandelbaum Quote Tribute

Simple design for Jiffy! Check it out!

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I Don't Wanna Be a Cowboy!

It's go time!!!

JERRY! HELLOOOO!

Remember the Mandelbaum family from Seinfeld? They thought they were stronger than anyone around? Here is a tribute to their Gym if they were to open one. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

“The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

We're taking the armoire & that's all there is to it! Okay?

A show about nothing, for your life about nothing

Not funny? Not mine!

The Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt features a captivating and cosmic-inspired design that will take you on a journey through the vastness of the universe. The repeating pattern of the word "Cosmo" creates a visually intriguing and mesmerizing effect, symbolizing the infinite wonders of outer space. This shirt is perfect for those who are fascinated by astronomy, science, or simply love the mysteries of the cosmos. Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, it combines style and comfort, making it a great addition to any wardrobe. Embrace the cosmic vibes and let your imagination soar with the Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt.