Shoot Your Eye Out Tapestries

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

awesome i'm sorry did i roll my eyes out loud again. funny gift idea

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Possibly the strangest and creepiest pun out there. But I love it because dad jokes are how eye roll.

Classic 1950s take on the old BB Gun ad.

Make the kid take it off.

breach of etiquette

Oh, Fudge! // Coins and Connections

Oh Fudge

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

im sorry did i roll my eyes out loud

A Christmas Story

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian

Get those mangy hounds in shape

The iconic "Fragile" line from A Christmas Story. It must be Italian!

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid! Merry Christmas. HO HO HO!" Here is my homage to that scene with poor Ralphie getting the boot from Santa as he swirls down the slide.

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

im sorry did i roll my eyes out loud

Don't let your Christmas wishes be crushed.

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

no you won’t

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous

...except he didn't say "FUDGE"

I was never asked to help my dad with anything

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

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From the episode "Homer Defined" of The Simpsons.

Ralphie The Kid

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Wash your mouth out with soap.

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