Short Tapestries

I'm concentrated awesome

SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

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Your mama was a snow blower

I'm not short, I'm just a person.zip. A funny joke for short people who will enjoy this design. Happy compressed folder in your PC!

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Stand By Me x Abbey Road

This was inspired by my cousin and her fight for recovery. She is a little sassy one and this quote will be the perfect pick me up for her sassy self.

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness

While not everyone embraces being short, those who do own it like nobody's business...

From the movie "Short Circuit"

A classic trio, minimalized.

8os movie short circuit poster based on the film

The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

Inspired by the movie Short Circuit - This the company the built Johnny 5

I'm an archaeologist. He's an archaeologist. We're an archaeologist. Be an archaeologist. Wouldn't you like to Be an archaeologist too?

"It's Like Beer"

Johnny 5

Too Short

Our favorite punchline from the classic film, Clue, decorated with the six iconic weapons from the game.

I'm alive

Pop folk art of Stevie Wonder

He needs Input

From Three Amigos.

Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare "Romeo and Juliet"

The 3 Brave Amigos!

The 3 Amigos! !!!There are variant versions of this piece available in my store!!!

Life is short and so am I: modern and funny design for short people with a sense of humor. Black text version.

No disassemble!

Please refrain from calling short people any of the following: Child, Brat, Imp, Shortie, Gremlin, Egg, Elf, Nugget, Fiend, Goblin, Minion, Dwarf, Sprite, Midget, Junior!

Inspired by Short Circuit.

I am short and have love for Sarcasm and Animals. Who doesn't love those two anyway?

Hey Laser Lips!