Spying Tapestries

A collage of page 3 girls and text spattered and flicked with paint and overlaid with a mesh of holes

Worried about surveillance? It doesn't necessairly stop when you go for a walk in the forest. There are eyes and ears - and in this case noses as well - everywhere...

Garden of Eden

A Five Eyes seal styled similarly to my Illuminatus work. The "Five Eyes", often abbreviated as "FVEY", refer to an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, and the United States. There is also Nine Eyes and Fourteen Eyes. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Eye spying you.

Watching you!

Trust Issues

Trust Issues

This adorable black cat is spying on you! This is the perfect gift for cat lovers, and especially for those who love black cats!

Funny drone gift for men, women, girls, boys, teens, and kids. Cool drone racing pilots gifts. Vintage FPV quadcopter tee for dad, mom, son, daughter who loves flying drones. Retro pilot novelty FPV quads racing gift for quadcopter operator. Mini drone Pilot freestyle quadcopter racer tee for drone model builders, cameraman, cinematographer, or filmmaker, birthday, And Christmas. Grab your goggles charge your transmitter lipo batteries and let's rip this bando.

Perfect gift for Ninja lovers and people who like minimalist Japanese martial arts design!

Alien in cat costume. The truth is out there

Perfect gift for Ninja lovers and people who like minimalist Japanese martial arts design!

Shh! I'm eavesdropping for new song ideas. This disguised flamingo detective is designed for songwriters and composers who pay attention to their surroundings and use that in their songwriting.

Introducing our "Birds Are Not Real - Funny Conspiracy Theory" tee! This funny t-shirt features a pigeon with a camera for a head with the caption "Birds Are Not Real". It's perfect for conspiracy theorists who believe the government uses birds to spy on us and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this humorous conspiracy theory tee. Whether you're headed out with friends, running errands, or enjoying a lazy day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of clever humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this funny birds are not real tee and let the world know that you're onto the government coverup!

Look Cute

This Owl Ninja Warrior Japanese Anime is ideal for those who are passionate about ninja warriors or ninja characters. Unleash your inner ninja warrior and show off your ninja moves with this design!

This Owl Ninja Warrior design is perfect for anyone who loves ninjas and owls! Featuring a fierce owl in a ninja outfit, this design is sure to make a statement. The owl is wearing a black ninja outfit with a hood and a red sash, and is ready to take on any challenge.

Quiet! Loose talk can cost lives

spy on you funny design.

Not so secret anymore ...

Spying on Dalston Bear in the shower and you've been caught.

Isn't this about how every horror movie starts?