Too Close Tapestries

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inspired by sir chloe's too close

'You're too close to the edge' is often heard echoing through the canyons carved by the Colorado River as it runs through Arizona. The phrase is usually expressed by parents or guardians of the young, as they venture too near the edge for comfort. I've heard it directed at older people who should know better as well, though, such as myself. Those with a strong sense of self preservation won't get caught anywhere near the edge of a 3000 foot cliff, as we see here at Toroweap Overlook in the northwest section of Grand Canyon National Park. According to 'The Splat Calculator' (google it, it exists), if a person were to fall here, 'ignoring friction (air, rock, rope, or otherwise) and relativistic effects', it would take 13.66 agonizing ...

If You're Reading This, You're Too Close

See what happens if you don't listen to your parents!

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close To Me

Youre Too Close - Dark

don't stand too close quote

Stand back! Why are you standing so close to me???

You're too close!

Enjoy this, If You're Reading This You're Too Close - Pretty Simple Fun Lettering!

Come closer! No, not that close.

If You Can Read This, You Are Too Close

Come closer! No, not that close.

Come closer! No, not that close.

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This funny quote is a play on one of our favorite movies, and also a tongue in cheek nod to the way we communicate with email and text. The design resembles pilot wings and the typography design reads "Too close for email, switching to text."

Come closer! No, not that close.

Alien pocket is a funny and creative art inspired by space and the universe. Space art is a perfect gift for geek and spaceman lovers.

Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.

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IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE

Funny social Distancing for men and women, girl and boy, wear it to be safe from others and keep people distancing from you, for fun and for health

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Funny social distancing quote.

Perfect so people know to get out of your damn bubble!

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Too Close to Touch

you are too close wit

dripping/ melting text/quote “IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU’RE TOO CLOSE” sassy sarcastic quote in groovy font. vibrant neon green

FUNNY T SHIRT Keep healthy distance T-Shirt A necessary message in these times of covid-19

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If you can read this, you're too close

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A design for the people who loves their private space.