Witty Tapestries

Funny humor with an updated evolution theory design from an original idea based on speculation

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Simple white letters on black background: "If being gay was a choice, I'd choose to be gayer." Get along with you, Karen, and take your shrill nonsensical judgment with you.

Show off your self-love with a dash of humor in the gym.

Express your playful rebellion with "Darn Cute Rebellion." This typographic tee cheekily declares "I don't give a damn," but a clever twist reveals a mischievous cover-up. The letter "M" in "darn" sports a piece of taped paper with a handwritten letter "R," transforming it into the adorable and lighthearted phrase "I don't give a darn." Embrace the cuteness and a touch of rebellion with this witty and fun design.

Explore the symphony of similarity with our 'Parallel Harmony' tee. This design celebrates the common ground of parallel lines, humorously noting that, unfortunately, they'll never cross paths. Embrace the beauty of unity in divergence with this clever and stylish tee.

This charming design features a friendly penguin wrapped in a snug pink scarf, standing on an ice floe. The clever phrase "ICE TO MEET YOU" playfully floats above, creating a warm introduction in a cool setting, perfect for breaking the ice with humor and charm.

Dear Santa – it was all my Brother’s fault xx Trust me on this one!

"God, grant me patience, because if you give me strength, I'll end up killing everyone." - A humorous illustration of the struggle between patience and strength in a chaotic world.

"Pure heart, dirty mind." This whimsical illustration captures the intriguing contradiction between innocence and mischief, offering a lighthearted reminder that sometimes, things aren't always as they seem.

"What doesn't kill me... BETTER RUN..." - Explore this hilarious illustration! Dive into a world of humor and mischief, where challenges are faced with a dash of wit.

Enthrall all drone aficionados with this clever and vintage-inspired design. Featuring an image of a drone and a catchy phrase; 'Drone Test Pilot -if I duck you should too.' This design stands out due to its effortless blend of retro themes and current tech enthusiasm. It's an ideal pick for anyone with an appreciation for drone tech and a sense of humor.

Enthrall all drone aficionados with this clever and vintage-inspired design. Featuring an image of a drone and a catchy phrase; 'Drone Test Pilot -if I duck you should too.' This design stands out due to its effortless blend of retro themes and current tech enthusiasm. It's an ideal pick for anyone with an appreciation for drone tech and a sense of humor.

Enthrall all drone aficionados with this clever and vintage-inspired design. Featuring an image of a drone and a catchy phrase; 'Drone Test Pilot -if I duck you should too.' This design stands out due to its effortless blend of retro themes and current tech enthusiasm. It's an ideal pick for anyone with an appreciation for drone tech and a sense of humor.

Enthrall all drone aficionados with this clever and vintage-inspired design. Featuring an image of a drone and a catchy phrase; 'Drone Test Pilot -if I duck you should too.' This design stands out due to its effortless blend of retro themes and current tech enthusiasm. It's an ideal pick for anyone with an appreciation for drone tech and a sense of humor.

Enthrall all drone aficionados with this clever and vintage-inspired design. Featuring an image of a drone and a catchy phrase; 'Drone Test Pilot -if I duck you should too.' This design stands out due to its effortless blend of retro themes and current tech enthusiasm. It's an ideal pick for anyone with an appreciation for drone tech and a sense of humor.

Enthrall all drone aficionados with this clever and vintage-inspired design. Featuring an image of a drone and a catchy phrase; 'Drone Test Pilot -if I duck you should too.' This design stands out due to its effortless blend of retro themes and current tech enthusiasm. It's an ideal pick for anyone with an appreciation for drone tech and a sense of humor.

Enthrall all drone aficionados with this clever and vintage-inspired design. Featuring an image of a drone and a catchy phrase; 'Drone Test Pilot -if I duck you should too.' This design stands out due to its effortless blend of retro themes and current tech enthusiasm. It's an ideal pick for anyone with an appreciation for drone tech and a sense of humor.

"Tom Segura & Christina P. - Your Mom's House Fan Design" is a must-have for fans of the hilarious comedy podcast hosted by Tom Segura and Christina P., "Your Mom's House." This design captures the essence of their witty banter and unique sense of humor, making it perfect for devoted fans of the show.

Famous quotation by British writer Oscar Wilde: I Can Resist Anything But Temptation

Famous quotation by British writer Oscar Wilde: Always Forgive Your Enemies Nothing Annoys Them So Much

Play a symphony of humor with this playful tee! Embrace your love for music and a good laugh with this trombone-themed design.

Embrace self-love with our empowering graphic tees! Featuring the quote 'Don't forget to love yourself. After all who can endure all your flaws so well if not you?' Ideal for those seeking positivity and self-expression.

"Dusty, Rusty, Still Lusty" captures the essence of aging with humor and a touch of vintage charm. This design is a playful nod to those who are young at heart, blending a witty phrase with a retro aesthetic. It's a perfect way to express joy and humor in the journey of life, making it a great choice for anyone who loves to celebrate aging with a smile.

🌟 Elevate your style with "Consistency Creates Change," an exclusive design that's more than fashion—it's a lifestyle. Crafted with passion and precision, this bold statement piece is a manifesto for those who dare to be different. Embrace change with confidence, believing in the magic of consistency. Be a trendsetter and let the world know that consistency is your superpower! Wear it loud, wear it proud, and become a catalyst for positive transformations. Ready to spark conversations and turn heads? Add this design to your collection—it's not just a shirt; it's a mindset. 💫 Join the movement with "Consistency Creates Change." 🔥✨

🌟 Elevate your style with "Consistency Creates Change," an exclusive design that's more than fashion—it's a lifestyle. Crafted with passion and precision, this bold statement piece is a manifesto for those who dare to be different. Embrace change with confidence, believing in the magic of consistency. Be a trendsetter and let the world know that consistency is your superpower! Wear it loud, wear it proud, and become a catalyst for positive transformations. Ready to spark conversations and turn heads? Add this design to your collection—it's not just a shirt; it's a mindset. 💫 Join the movement with "Consistency Creates Change." 🔥✨

It doesn't matter if you don't like my personality, I've got several others. Dissociative identity disorder (DID) also known as multiple personality disorder (MPD) is a real and serious mental ilness, but this funny design makes it a little easier to accept it.

Accelerate your sense of humor with this hilarious t-shirt! Show off your love for RC cars with the witty slogan, I may not be rich and famous, but I do have awesome RC cars. Perfect for RC car enthusiasts and hobbyists who appreciate a good laugh.

Embrace laughter and lightheartedness with this hilarious t-shirt featuring the cheeky slogan, She asked me to tie her up and do whatever I want, so I'm going bowling. Let your sense of humor shine as you showcase your love for both witty wordplay and a great game of bowling.

Not My First Rodeo /// Vintage Outlaw Country Quote

Later hater - Speech Bubble

alpaca, lama design

Funny humor with an updated evolution theory design from an original idea based on speculation

Funny Shirt, You're About As Useful As A White Crayon, Sarcastic Snarky, Y2K Aesthetic

Funny design fitting for a person who is always late. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend.

A humorous protest message, with a serious note of allowing ourselves the right to be wrong sometimes without feeling stressed by it.