Toaster the Cat Tapestry

My cat's name is Toaster. It's not that unique of a name because he is, actually, a toaster. A toaster cat, a cat toaster. You get the idea. Insomuch as he is a pet–appliance combo, I might say he is unique, but his name is certainly not unique. In any case, it's handy having him around, because fresh toast is always close at hand. First thing in the morning, for example, after a night of tossing and turning and longing for something flaky and buttery, all I have to do is reach out my hand (careful not to burn myself) and there I have it: toast. Though, I must admit, on some of the more dismal mornings I accidentally poke him in the eye or ear, but he is very forgiving. Sometimes Toaster is nice and even brings me butter. Other ti...