Beet Cop Tapestry

24x18 acrylic on stretched canvas Unlike most superheroes, Beet Cop, Ben Vulgar, does not possess any superpowers; rather, he relies on his physical prowess in heightening stamina while lowering blood pressure, martial arts abilities against inflammation, anti-cancer properties, detective skills, vast wealth in nutrients and fiber, intimidation, and indomitable will in detoxification support. He's the hero your body deserves, but not the one your taste buds want right now. So you should still throw him on your grocery list. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A beet cop.