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My biggest survival skill. What's yours, sun of a beach?

Inspired by the 1988 Chevy Chase comedy FUNNY FARM

Before 1915, the avocado was commonly referred to in California as ahuacate and in Florida as alligator pear, while other locals had their own various terms for the testicular looking fruit. Yes, it's a fruit, though to further confuse things, they meet the botanical requirements of berries as well. Nonetheless, in 1915, the grower's association introduced the then-innovative term avocado to refer to their produce, and with the new name came their Spanish-speaking mascot, Mr. Avocado. This friendly sombrero wearing fellow showed up in ads and on shipping crates to encourage Americans to buy more avocados. In this one, we have Mr. Avocado saying "why don't you eat me?" in Spanish, which is just perfect.

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Grumpy Penguin

Let your Bison roam free.

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Annual physical: It appears that you are double herniated. I just thought those were backup testicles. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Introducing our "Cute Kawaii Assorted Nuts - Deez Nuts - Funny Meme" tee! This funny Kawaii t-shirt features several cute mixed nuts with the caption "Deez Nuts" from the iconic internet meme. The witty combination of big eyes, bright colors, and simple design creates an overall cute and innocent look, with a not so innocent caption. It's perfect for legendary meme lovers and nut lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this meme-inspired tee. Whether you're headed out with friends, running errands, or enjoying a lazy day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of clever humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Kawaii tee!

Ground Beef

A play on this slightly inappropriate joke: What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls because they're under a buck.

just hanging out!

ALL I GOT WAS MY MARBLES GARGLED

As Lee puts it if you hold his testicles you too can see the future.

Deez nuts- a funny saying design featuring acorns

A naughty version of a classic Christmas 'jingle' !

Deez Nuts Retro

Annual physical: It appears that you are double herniated. I just thought those were backup testicles. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Offensive & offending Latin language design telling people to bite your balls. Wear this funny Ancient Rome Latin language design when drinking & partying with fellow ancient Roman friends, wishing to keep the dirty barbarians & enemies of Rome away.

Keep those balls vegan

Inflammation of the prostate. I am told it is very painful.

Inspired by the Testy Festy in Far Cry 5

The moment Vinnie grabbed Gazza

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A cat covering its privates to stop people staring at them.