Will Schuester Happy Valentine's Pillow

You're a trainee teacher, just starting out at your first school: William McKinley High. Mr. Schue stops you in the hallway on his way to Glee club. "Happy Valentine's", he says. You blush. He hands you a red balloon in the shape of a love heart. He giggles. His face turns completely red and he runs away. When you arrive at the auditorium, the lights are off and no one else is there. Strange! The door slams behind you. You feel a shiver cascading down your spine. A single spotlight flashes on to reveal Mr. Schuester draped over the piano. "You know, you make me feel so good inside. You're such a P.Y.T., pretty young thing...ooh!"