Forklift Certification Institute of Omaha 1983 Pillow

Want to impress the ladies? Looking to get a gig as a forklift operator, but have no idea WTF you’re going? Wearing this shirt will help you do both! Ok, maybe not, but who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky? Forklift Certification Institute of Omaha was established in 1983 as a technical college to train aspiring forklift operators and certify them in the ups and downs of palletized cargo management. While their hearts were in the right place, their funky motto was slightly off-putting to potential employers and a series of unfortunate accidents by graduates didn’t help their cause much, forcing the school to close in 1991.