Aperture Pillows

Black Mesa

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Aperture Science Innovators

Inside my t-shirt. From the video game Portal, someone comes out of the orange! The cake is a lie, said GLaDOS, watch out! Funny sci-fi teleport with robots!

For SCIENCE!

Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

The Intelligence Dampening Sphere

Aperture science, doing science for those still alive

There is a portal in my T-shirt! From the video game Portal, someone is coming out of the blue! The cake is a lie, said GLaDOS, watch out! Funny sci-fi teleport with robots!

The original Aperture Science logo (from Portal series) made entirely by symbols, as appears at the end of the first game... during Glados song "Still Alive". Same font, same pattern. Look out for the black version too, if you don't like this one. ;-)

Forget about Freeman

Portal 2

"What The f?" The f in question is of course f-stop, only photographers will get this joke, so if you love to shoot then this shirt is for you or maybe the perfect gift for the photographer in your life. An illustration of a camera aperture icon with the words "What The f?" underneath it. What The f-stop?

Aperture Heart. A colorful design for photography lovers.

For SCIENCE!

Japan division

Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

Hope you like it.

A fun design with galaxy print of Wheatley and his quote "I'm in space!" from the video game Portal 2.

Hope you like it.

Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

Celebrate *insert arbitrary human winter holiday here* with a new sweater design that even Cave Johnson would approve of!

It's a lie.

Aperture Peak

A great deal of care has been taken to perfect the recipe

What if Derpy obtained a portal gun? :)

Lambda Symbol

The Hasselblad 500 series began with the revolutionary 500C, one of the most iconic cameras in the history of photography. Modified throughout the years, the 500 series cameras represent the pinnacle of Victor Hasselblad's V System. This is an ideal gift for any photography enthusiast or art student!

Aperture Laboratories

Join the Aperture Laboratories Agility Team! Run your Canine friend through some truly bizarre courses next time you're at the Enrichment Center in Upper Michigan...

The portal gun falling between two portals referencing the popular puzzle video game, Portal.

Show the Photographer in your life that you appreciate them!

“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson