Burnt Out Pillows

capitalism is a human failure capitalism kills

we need to stop measuring the economy by how well rich people are doing

A mash up of the straight outta and the current silliness of the burnt marie callender pie

Procrastination isn't a dirty word. It's normal human behavior, according to science. We all do it. This funny print on demand t-shirt makes the procrastinating shame less intense and more of something we can laugh at together.

A fun gift idea with sarcastic quotes and jokes for overworked office workers. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Keep calm for everything and slow living

Uncensored version also available from the artist's store.

Blue cut-outs design inspired by Henri Matisse. Papiers Decoupes, Matisse Inspired Exhibition Poster.

You may not be programming what you want, but it pays the bills!

A swirl of smoke coming from the head of a burnt match that stands above a bundle of red-headed unused matches

Enjoy a slow life in the City.

Funny worker saying, "I'm not feeling very worky today."

Making diamonds.

Old and slow, that is what this sign really says. An excellent gift to yourself or an old and slow person you like!

have a meltdown you earned it (autistic)

When my son and I took the underground tour of Battery Mishler, I took photos of lots of the old remnants for world war II equipment. It is all rusty and corroded with neglect, but still fascinating despite a fire that came through at one point and burned everything. This is the lower section of the power hoist, or what remains of it. As far as i can tell this is or was basically a big power box with wires running to and from it and probably had some switches or fuses in it at one point. All Products Tags

Are you constantly busy, but working at a snail's pace? Are you an overachiever that constantly gets ahead of yourself? This design is a great way to show your friends, family and co-workers how you feel.

Perfect lifestyle

Ever been stuck in a rut going nowhere? climbing the wrong ladder? Going nowhere fast? This Ladder leads nowhere, so climbing it would be entirely pointless. The specific ladder resides in Battery Mishler, fort Stevens, Oregon. Since this Battery was used from before the Civil war, through world war I and into and beyond World War II, It was built in stages for various purposes. at one point someone built this ladder and then never completed or covered over where it was supposed to go…never dismantling the ladder.

Ever been stuck in a rut going nowhere? climbing the wrong ladder? Going nowhere fast? This Ladder leads nowhere, so climbing it would be entirely pointless. The specific ladder resides in Battery Mishler, fort Stevens, Oregon. Since this Battery was used from before the Civil war, through world war I and into and beyond World War II, It was built in stages for various purposes. at one point someone built this ladder and then never completed or covered over where it was supposed to go…never dismantling the ladder.

Slow Progress Is Better Than No Progress

Slow Progress Is Better Than No Progress

Abstract terracotta and beige shapes, minimalist watercolor artwork

monday turn off

Is 2020 getting you down? Are you tired? Me too, I'm just emotionally exhausted.

I don't want to live in an office

Welcome to our exclusive collection of retro-themed t-shirts blessed with the finest grunge-style designs that bring forth an edgy and artistic fashion statement. These t-shirts epitomize unconventional fashion, celebrating the raw and authentic charm of cinema through a gritty and real aesthetic that stands out from the crowd.

Isn't it normal to have twice a day?

Slow Progress Is Better Than No Progress

Listen to Chairman Meow!

Chicken is fried from a bad work week