Funny Philosophy Pillows

Retro 80s Style Nihilist / Newport Design

A wise wizard who spends their days pondering the mysteries of the universe while sipping herbal tea and stroking their long, white beard (regardless of gender).

Sigmund Fraud design. Produced with a halftone effect (lots of different sized dots that you see when you look up close).

Søren Aabye Kierkegaard was a Danish theologian, philosopher, poet, social critic, and religious author who is widely considered to be the first existentialist philosopher. "May new sufferings torment your soul."

Life Is Pain Au Chocolat

Requires Constant Supervision

"Look At Me, I'm a Human..."

Greek Philosopher, a wise philosopher Said "Meh good enough" Mediocrates

Funny Quote Morally Flexibel

cogito ergo sum

Aristotle was a Greek philosopher and polymath during the Classical period in Ancient Greece. Taught by Plato, he was the founder of the Lyceum, the Peripatetic school of philosophy, and the Aristotelian tradition. His writings cover many subjects including physics, biology, zoology, metaphysics, logic, ethics, aesthetics, poetry, theatre, music, rhetoric, psychology, linguistics, economics, politics, and government.

Intellectual (Non-practicing). I can't brain today. I am in the empty void of non-thinking bliss.

Open your mind with this funny design. Or give it to your open minded friend as a wholesome gift.

From ancient times, the first practitioner in the art of calling bullsh*t

"Reason is the slave of the passions."

Deep Thinker skull

you only die once

scream into the void, Nihilism design

Battle not with lobsters, lest ye become a lobster!" - A witty and humorous design inspired by the wise words of legendary fisherman, Captain D.

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everyday cat mood

The realist has a point. Waste of space, really

Sometimes the obvious is right in front of you.

This design is words only. It takes Rene Descartes' foundational philosophic statement to an absurd tautology.

If you need anything just ask...someone else

A direct and very objective sentence.

I don't always tolerate stupid people.

Featuring the quote "We suffer more in imagination than reality" from the stoic philosopher Seneca. This designis a reminder to embrace the philosophy of Stoicism and to recognize that our suffering is often exacerbated by our own thoughts and perceptions. Use it as a reminder to cultivate a stoic mindset and to let go of negative thoughts and perceptions in order to reduce suffering.

Pythagoras of Samos was an ancient Greek philosopher. His political and religious teachings were well known and influenced the philosophies of Plato, Aristotle, and, through them, the West in general. The Pythagorean theorem: The sum of the areas of the two squares on the legs (a and b) equals the area of the square on the hypotenuse (c).

One of Friedrich Nietzsche's most popular quotes. Beware turning into the monster hot dog!

Funny philosophy and life advice. Do it now - otherwise you'll forget. Designed and sold by Crowden Satz.

This is Man Up Funny Masculinity Quotes II, I hope you like it!!

SO, yes, you probably don't exist.

PLATO Doh - The Mother of Invention

Daydreaming - abstract cool meme design