H2g2 Pillows

Eroticon VI is the sixth planet in the Eroticon system and is home to the famous triple breasted Eccentrica Gallumbits. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body, Ford Prefect disagrees, he thinks probably five.

Dent, Arthur Philip Dent?

the drink of choice for those hitch-hiking around the galaxy

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Happy, Hoopy Fathers Day. A fantastic gift for all nerdy dads and galactic hitchhikers. Print is intentionally distressed for a vintage look. Hand drawn as always.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

The Lager known around the universe as the main cause for all of the wars started by Dolphins. Now you can have the official logo of Dulcet Lager on all the clothes you plan on wearing while getting Belgium'd! Dulcet Lager originated in S4E11 of the Hitchhikers & Appetizers improvised podcast set in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe. http://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without an order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. If you want to get a lift from a Vogon, forget it. They are vile and ill tempered. If you want to get a drink from a Vogon, stick your finger down his throat. If you want to annoy a vogon, feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.” - DOUGLAS ADAMS

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)

‘I’d far rather be happy than right any day” - Arthur Dent

A luxury towel with the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything embroidered along with the cover phrase of the Guide.

Check out my storefront for the #2020 version!

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. "I'll take mine to go."

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. You may wish to gargle this drink.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

I’m sure you feel the same way about Thursdays as Arthur Dent – This Must Be Thursday, I can never get the hang of Thursdays. If you’re a fan of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy you’ll know. Oh and I threw in a token towel.

The logo for the Best Drink in Existence, invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself! Lovingly hand-made vector graphic, based on the design from the 1981 BBC TV series

Anything Wrong Today

How many times does the bowl of petunias have to come into existence.

A Malformed Public Duty Gland

For all the telephone sanitisers in the house! From the Hitchhikers Wiki: “The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge.”

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language, as said in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hitchhiking 102 is probably that you should start panicking, tbf.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again…’ Hand painted fan art

“Share and Enjoy” is of course the slogan of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division and was displayed in three mile high illuminated letters near the SCCCD which now covers the major land mass of three medium sized planets. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected it collapsed and dropped nearly half its length. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “go stick your head in a pig” and are no longer illuminated except at times of special celebration.

Where God’s final message to his creation is written in thirty foot high letters.

Megadodo Publications, of Ursa Minor Beta, publishers of that wholly remarkable book The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. Don't Panic!

:D

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

Shark week.

Don't talk to me about life

Large friendly red letters reminding you DON'T PANIC! Just try to keep calm and carry on.

Don’t Panic. That’s Don’t Panic Mr Lister Sir!

Landing on the Heart of Gold is like… well like being a SOFA! Another famous quote from your hitchhiking human Arthur Dent.

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)