I Would Prefer Not To Pillows

Amazing design of two flaming swords with the words 'If I'm to choose between one evil and another then I prefer not to choose at all'. Fitting for people who love the Witcher books, games and series. It can also be given as a birthday gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend or friend that loves the witcher Geralt of Rivia.

Not Crazy, I just prefer Cats to People

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Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

I would prefer not to.

Funny sarcastic humorous sayings

I Would Die For John B shirt

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

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I prefer not to - say no with literary flair. No. Nope. I would prefer not to. Cool typography design.

Zizek knows it

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

A design for the personality with slightly controlling tendencies, an analytical mind and great organisation skills. The quote is "I'm not a control freak, I just prefer to optimize the variables"

Always be hones to who you are

Adulthood - The struggle is real.

I don’t care T-Shirt design for the not caring cynical sarcastic man or woman in your life. Available on a variety of gifts and apparel.

Always be honest to who you are.

i would like to apologize to anyone i have not yet offended

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Zizek Soup

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE NOT YET OFFENDED PLEASE BE PATIENT I WILL GET TO YOU SHORTLY

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Don't let them bother you. Use the famous answering of Bartleby (characther of the american writer Herman Melville) for any disturbing request.

we do this not because it is easy

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A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the British Comedian, Lee Mack.

I can't wait to see you

The best way to inform others you're really not in the mood.

Hello there! Welcome to our little trans-dimensional joyride, folks. I’m Dr. Seeker, your friendly controller, and a heck of a paleontologist if I do say so myself. But let’s not talk about me; let’s talk about you, and how you can help me make history today with the Time Rover. It’s like this: if I can bring you back from the Cretaceous Period, it stands to reason that I can bring back a live dinosaur with you. And not just any dinosaur; take a look at this guy. It’s an iguanodon, and I’m certain that he is the key to understanding these magnificent creatures. I tagged him with a locator during an “unauthorized” field trip.

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If I were not Alexander, I would like to be Diogenes

Original and beautiful design, which invites us to reflect and become the best version of ourselves. Made in a careful, minimalist and unique design. Sometimes simple and beautiful is enough to highlight the strength of the message...Enjoy life. Perfect as a gift for those special people that makes our lives easier. Or why not? Ideal For treat ourselves as good as we deserve! Diseño original y precioso, que nos invita a reflexionar y a convertirnos en la mejor versión de nosotros mismos. Todo bajo un diseño cuidado, minimalista y único. A veces basta con algo simple y bonito para destacar así la fuerza del mensaje… Disfruta