Jewish Humor Pillows

-Jewish Space Lasers v3- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

A lovely coffee cup with the Hebrew verses "ein kafe ein Torah..." (no coffee, no Torah) which is a play on the teaching of Pirke Avot, "ein kemach ein Torah" (no flour/sustenance - no Torah). A fun decor idea for any Jewish home and kitchen, and a great gift idea.

Oy Vey.

A simple coffee mug with the Hebrew phrase "ein kafe ein Torah" (no coffee, no Torah) which is a play on the teaching of Pirke Avot, "ein kemach ein Torah" (no flour/sustenance - no Torah). A fun decor idea for any Jewish home and kitchen, and a great gift idea.

Only stretching. No kvetching

זה פה רק להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Because EVERYONE should have a Shabbat Shalom!

Shed your Gatkes. Tell it like it is.

Happy Holidays... why, which holidays did you have in mind?

This is only here to scare antisemites. איסטו איסטה אקי סולו פארה איספאנטאר אה לוס אנטיסימיטוס. Esto esta aki solo para espantar a los antisemitos.

Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew!

This hilarious merch design is a must-have for any Passover celebration! It features a cartoon-style Moses, complete with his staff, delivering the weather forecast in ancient Egypt. The forecast? Cloudy with a chance of frogs! This witty design is sure to get a chuckle out of anyone who sees it. Not only is it funny and clever, but it's also a great gift for kids. The colorful and playful artwork is perfect for young ones who are learning about Jewish holidays and traditions. And you can rest assured that it's completely yeast-free and suitable for the holiday, since it's Kosher for Passover, just don't eat it. Whether you're looking for a funny t-shirt or a unique Passover gift, this design is sure to be a hit.

Whichever kind of Jew you don't like, I'm that one.

Shvitz it out

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