Jungle Cruise Pillows

It's that time of year, when the elephants play wreath around the nosie, and the hippo's get sick from fruit cake, be sure you are dressed for the occasion!

This simple and gorgeous abstract art of a Majestic Lion will make you proud every time and make you the center of conversation. Use it as wall art or print it on your favorite items like clothing, tumblers, mats, pillow cases, and towels.

Watch me whip, watch me float it

These four guys have been headlining their own variety show for over 50 years! That's amazing longevity in the entertainment biz. Their voices seem familiar, and their profile is out of this world! So, sit back and enjoy the show...

It's no secret Adventureland is my FAVORITE of all lands at Disney Parks. WDW is my home park so I am doing a series based on rides and iconic buildings (that are never celebrated!).

Gold Key Adventurers Society/With Mic and Headphones

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The Colonel Coconut logo! Wear your swanky style with pride! Check out www.colonelcoconut.com for our tiki mugs, exotic decor, and other fun!

PIneapple Princess Alert

Adventure Awaits on Steam

The Loungewear: Parks Edition, inspired by Me and the Magic, features lounges, bars, and restaurants in the Walt Disney World parks. The Skipper Canteen is a favorite adult destination in the Magic Kingdom.

Society of Explorers and Adventurers

See you at Epcot

There's a joke at the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland... it goes something like this... (Pulling into the Hippopotamus pool at night...) "Now, we have had a miraculous thing happen right here at the Jungle Cruise, right here in the Hippo pool. Just a few days ago, a baby hippo was born here in the Hippo pool. And on quiet nights, like tonight, when the moon is shining, you can sometimes hear the baby hippo calling out to it's mother... Why don't you just listen. Nice and quiet now..." <long pause> "HEY MA!" "There it is folks... did you hear it." Now, that's a total inside joke, and one that barely anyone will get, but I had a friend who wanted it on a shirt, so I made it, and here it is...

Skipper Richard Wallace is the gift that keeps on giving. Last year, we did a bunch of art for a Kickstarter game, and we had a lot of pieces left over. We're going to start uploading them so you can have some fun with them. This little beauty is going straight onto a black t-shirt, and also a car sticker for me.

Taste the sunshine! ☀️

A homage to the buildings and rides in adventure land, magic kingdom, Walt Disney World

Send the boat already!

Loboc River, Bohol, Philippines

Loboc River, Bohol, Philippines

Chameleon

Sadly, the Hippotarians didn't win the 2016 election, but we can all stand behind them. Actually, based on the amount of poo that is thrown by a Hippo, standing behind one is a pretty bad idea. Still, there's always 2020, and we can stand beside our Hippo brethren as they get the political clout they deserve.

Laugh at their jokes or your skipper will be your swim instructor.

See you at Epcot

Well... We love hippos over here at the Jungle Crews, and this design popped out of our heads like a hippo popping out of the water. It looks amazing on a bunch of different colors, and it's basically a CMYK registration error that just looked damn cool. Enjoy it!

Travel around the world with Skipper Vincent in this fashionable design.

Orange bird inspired

If you've ever cruised the rivers of adventure... you know the climactic scene which thrills each voyage through the hippo habitat. Now relive that danger with a classic design inspired by another classic American propaganda poster.

Jungle cruisin' puns

WDW50

Do you and your crew hang out in Adventureland? This design is perfect for your next trip to Disneyland and Walt Disney World and is sure to be a hit with your Jungle Cruise skipper. Customize the color of your shirts or go matchy-matchy with your family and friends!

Gold Key Adventurers Society Crest

There's something to discover around every corner.

The story of Alexander Hippoton is a long storied story in the annals of Jungle Cruise history. This plucky young Hippo rose up and help found his nation, trampling the British and ensuring the right to wiggle his ears and blow bubbles. The musical version of his life is even now burning up ticket sales in the Hippo pool...