Kramer Pillows

And now you're going to hear about them.

Davola put the kibosh on me!

Quality Furniture Since 1996

George Costanza

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Crackers!

Air your grievances in style! Embrace your roots and celebrate #Festivus for the rest of us. An alternative to the pressures of the #Christmas season, Festivus is a secular, non-commercial holiday marked by raising an aluminum pole, serving dinner, airing grievances, and demonstrating feats of strength.

Wealthy Industrialist, Philanthropist and uh bicyclist.

In New York City, the best way to while away the afternoon is to gather with friends and talk about nothing at the celebrated Monk's Cafe on West 112th and Broadway. Home of the "Big Salad!"

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I'm in charge.

Festivus is on December 23 and it’s perfect for those who don’t have a traditional holiday to celebrate. Although it sounds paradoxical, its purpose makes a lot of sense. Not everyone has a major holiday to celebrate like Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa and they can feel left out. This holiday gives many people a non-denominational and non-commercial holiday to call their own. Festivus is for everybody!

He's a Civil Engineer and Architect... and Jigsaw dun dun dun!

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newman

Frog? Frog is wrong.

welcome to movie phone brought to you by the new york times and hot 97 coming to theaters this friday kevin bacon, susan sarandon youve got to get me over that mountain now there is no place higher than mountain high rated r if you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1

The Only Trench Coat With No Belt by Morty!

Silly little stick figure drawing of that photographer guy

You should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry. Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff. He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash.

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He's been to the Poconos

It's Not a Lie if You Believe it!

When you spirit is constantly moving and you just don't have time to waste... tell the world to giddy up!

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Cool gift idea for a Seinfeld fan.

yeah, that's right!

Hey, I’m having a Larry David moment, here!

He's known by many names... Heads-o, the De-Nogginizer, Son of Dad... he lurks in the shadows... LOPPER!

What's our vector, victor?

“The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

IT'S GO TIME! Izzy Mandelbaum Quote Tribute

Wonder Worm Character & art invented by Lance Kramer - If ya know, ya know.

She didn't buy the big salad. I bought the big salad.