Midlife Pillows

Untranslatable words: torschlusßpanik A German word that literally means “gate-closing panic,” but usually implies something like “the fear of diminishing opportunities as one gets older.” Comes from the fear in the middle ages of being late to get inside the castle as they shut the gate for an impending attack by marauding hordes.

The Back Forty, a metaphor for life, is actually an uncultivated piece of land. One could say the last forty of one's life is also uncultivated, making it full of potential. So, why not live it up!

Get your Early 2000’s freak on with the brand Jersey-based Pop Punk Cover Band, Midlife Covers!

This design is perfect for anyone experiencing middle age, midlife crisis, used car dealers or auction aficionados. Featuring bold scratchy letters that will jump out at the gym, the shop, the race, anywhere that old is new again.

Midlife Cyclist Retirement Plan. Biking is my new thing. I need help

Everything Is Fine

Living My Best Mid Life Crisis

This design is perfect for anyone experiencing middle age, midlife crisis, used car dealers or auction aficionados. Featuring bold scratchy letters that will jump out at the gym, the shop, the race, anywhere that old is new again.

Living My Best Mid Life Crisis

Do you ever feel like you have been numbed by modern life? - The constant grind, the routine, the predatory marketing and the constant search for distraction. Have you arrived to the point where you no longer care? You are never going to be cool, but you can be you.

Living My Best Mid Life Crisis

Living My Best Mid Life Crisis

This is a patch style piece featuring a bald man riding a bear. What’s not to love!?

WCZR Code Zero Radio is an independent rock station based out of the Fox Cities, Wisconsin.

I've reached the age where I am old enough to regret but young enough to possibly change for the better. It might be time to reconsider some of my life choices. Mid-life crises. Teen angst. Millennial malaise. I've got it all. Total package right here folks.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities

Boomers - born between 1946 to 1964

Life Begins at 40. Happy 40th birthday vintage worn retro racing car number design. Perfect for those hitting the big 4-0.

It's never really over is it?! :/

It's middle-aged but with attitude. You're not over the hill, you're over the B.S.