National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Pillows

"You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Griswold Christmas Movie

Use the stove

Will you slow down...I don't want to spend the holidays dead

I need to get Jolly

Inspired by the National Lampoons movie, this is the fictional car that the Griswold's drive.

Ugly Christmas sweater Griswold's Christmas vacation design.

You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it.

Oohhh Claaaarrrrk

I DON'T KNOW MARGO.

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National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

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I don't know, Clark

Christmas Vacation

National Lampoons Christmas - Shitter Was Full (Green)

Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full Meister Brau Ad

Clark Griswold, wanting to spend more time with his wife Ellen and children Rusty and Audrey, decides to lead the family on a cross-country expedition from the Chicago suburbs to the southern California amusement park Walley World, billed as "America's Favorite Family Fun Park". Ellen wants to fly, but Clark insists on driving, so he can bond with his family. He has ordered a new car in preparation for the trip, but the dealer claims that it will not be ready for six weeks. Clark is forced to buy the "Wagon Queen Family Truckster", an ugly, oversized station wagon, after the car he brought to trade in has been hauled away and crushed.

Russ couldn't see the line either.

We're taking it with us when we leave next month.

His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. "Check every bulb!" is his motto. If you need your house light up like the Christmas Star...or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark's your man. Griswold's uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold's!

WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET TODD.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Retro You About Ready to Do

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Little People Like You - Frank Shirley Christmas Vacation Quote

Eat my rubber and burn some dust! Christmas Vacation classic

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Just one of countless hilarious moments in the 1989, Chevy Chase classic comedy, Christmas Vacation. Snag this fun design that pays tribute to a movie we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family!

Christmas old fashioned lights

Now in Metallic Pea! The Wagon Queen Family Truckster! Perfect for a cross country trip to Wally World!!

Don't Throw Me Down Clark

Get ready for a good ol' fashioned family Christmas, everyone!

Ugly Christmas Vacation Eggnog

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