Pessimist Pillows

Make Orwell fiction again

Make Orwell fiction again

I leave now

Creative humorous art for all types of people.

What if I told you the apocalypse really did start in 2012, but it's just kind of a slow burn?

Show off your engineering skills with this humorous shirt design. Suitable for electrical, mechanical, civil, and technology professionals. Great for wearing to work or out with friends, this shirt is sure to get a laugh from your fellow engineers.

I did not give consent to exist. For the existentialists, nihilism lovers. The introverts, overthinkers and philosophy lovers. Self deprecating humor, pessimism. Explore LONE MAVERICK for more witty, naughty, sarcastic and sarcasm, typography designs and quotes.

People are the Worst

You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.

Illustrated with Tablet/Pen & AdobeIllustrator Urh.-Nr:1811955 Vectorillustration Copyright  by Carolina Matthes

Illustrated with Tablet/Pen & AdobeIllustrator Urh.-Nr:1811955 Vectorillustration Copyright  by Carolina Matthes

You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.

Optimists say the glass is half full, pessimists say it's half empty, but most people just don't care.

Life's got you down? Make sure everybody else knows.

Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

Sometimes it's not clear if you're trying to convince someone else or yourself

funny comment for the grumps out there

My phone screen is brigther than my future, a sarcastic phrase with some black humor involved in it, perfect for those who like black and edgy humor

“The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty.” – Winston Churchill

Depressive print. A girl on a swing

Hotdog knows how meaningless life is. Let everyone know that you understand too!

Philosopher portrait.

You Don't Hate Monday, You Just Hate Pessimism

the funny buck sausage is in a bad mood and is stubborn. she shows her horns.

Take it easy! the sun will explode anyway.

Depressive print. A girl on a swing.

You take your siver lining and shove it where the sun don't shine! Sometimes it's ok to say "that sucks"

Funny The glass is half full / empty expression is about point of view, mindset and reflection in psychology. This optimism cartoon is a gift idea for a psychologist, happy optimist, positivity fan.

For those who have aspirations that have overgrown.

Wrongdoings or evil actions are often undertaken with good intentions

Indeed less than 90 seconds

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is for that person who keeps everyone prepared for the worst... or it may be preemptively awarded to motivate that psychiatirst who kept telling you that you were "catastrophizing" back in February of 2020.

Do you really want to grin and gripe? Then the sheep shirt to complain is just the thing for you. Take it with humor.

Outlook not so good.. But a magic 8 ball isn't needed because we can all see what's coming

doctor Kelso quote from Scrubs tv show

caution: he bites.